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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:30 PM
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I'm WHITE, I'm STRAIGHT, I'm OUT and I'm PROUD!!!!!
That's right, how do you feel about THAT? Not that I care, but how does THAT strike ya? HUH?

Every one of you biatches is gonna have to freaking DEAL with the fact that I'm WHITE and I'M NOT GOING AWAY.

Also, I'm STRAIGHT AS A BOARD!!! BIGGEST FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL you'll ever meet.

And I won't apologize for it, either! I'm organizing a STRAIGHT WHITE PRIDE PARADE in my town!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

SO THERE!!!!!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:32 PM
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1. That was scary.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:33 PM
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4. Well, I'm sorry if my STRAIGHNESS
makes anyone uncomfortable.....

wait a second, NO I'M NOT!!!

I should have STRAIGHT PRIDE!!!!

:eyes:

Right?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:34 PM
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7. Right, after all you heterosexuals are discriminated against second only
to Christians. :)
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:35 PM
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10. That's right!!!
I'm a CHRISTIAN, tOO! Stop oppressing me!!! Help! I'm being oppressed!!! She's oppressing me with her gayness!!!!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:39 PM
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19. Look....
if you've got a problem with my oppressive gayness, just alert... :silly: (j/k of course) :hi:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:40 PM
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23. Well it is rather intimidating.
But I'll let it pass. As long as you are ok with me flaunting my straightness.

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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:37 PM
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15. Woo...Straight pride!
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 05:38 PM by Reverend_Smitty
yeah, and I'm of a Christian faith and white and I don't care who knows it! This is truly freeing! I'm truly an oppressed minority! :P
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:32 PM
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2. Might I recommend?
Just go for the total look - think about it:

White sheets, pointed little caps, masks.

The burning cross is a nice touch, but could make the sheets sooty.

And flats. Always wear flat for a parade.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:34 PM
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8. I thought only gay people wore pointed hats.
Dobson said that the other day.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:36 PM
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13. Dobson's gay
And he meant pointed "heads."
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:32 PM
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3. Ruh roh
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 05:37 PM by HEyHEY
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:34 PM
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6. I'm gonna flaunt my straightness in everyone's face, too.
I might even start smooching down on my husband IN PUBLIC. And we'll HOLD HANDS, TOO!!!!

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:33 PM
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5. hah college republicans are hilarious
I just know when I think of myself as a loser, I laugh and say I am not organizing a straight pride week. Chill out whitey :).
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:35 PM
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9. You ain't that straight....
I have it on good authority you own a Melissa Etheridge CD and enjoy watching Ellen.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:35 PM
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12. my ma enjoys watching ellen, what does that mean!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:39 PM
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18. sorry kleeb
it means Mom's a big ol' truck-driving carpet-munching power-tool using bulldyke.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:40 PM
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20. haha
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:40 PM
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21. My daughter adores the Ellen Degeneres talk show.
what does that mean? I hear her in the living room cackling HARD at her jokes...
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:43 PM
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25. see what dook said about me ma
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:48 PM
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28. It means
you should start stocking up on flannel shirts and lacrosse sticks for her.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:36 PM
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14. What's wrong with Ellen?
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 05:37 PM by Bouncy Ball
I think she's straight. I saw that one episode where she went out with a guy. She needs to stop denying her straightness.


(Edited to change "where she went out with a gay" to "where she went out with a guy".....weird slip-up, I know!)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:35 PM
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11. Not to mention obsessed with Upper Case letters
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 05:35 PM by Spinzonner
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:37 PM
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16. (yells) I'm a F***ING DEMOCRAT AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!
So everyone can BITE ME!!!.... (sobbing) There I'm "out" now....Ok then where was I.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:38 PM
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17. Oh honey I already outed myself as a liberal.
It's very freeing. ALL liberals should do it, no matter where they live.

I can be who I really am!!!!!!!!

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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:40 PM
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22. This repression thing seems like a good cash cow
Where can I get me some of this repression?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:41 PM
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24. You're CANADIAN dude!!!
You are TOTALLY repressed by the evil Amerikkkans!!!!!

Stand up and declare your repression! Get some of that victimization mojo goin on, you old Kanook. Or Kanuck. Or Canuck. Or however the shit you spell that.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:46 PM
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27. Excuse me, but the term Canuck is racist
How's that?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:13 PM
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How is it racist?
Or were you being serious?

How about "hosehead?"
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:13 PM
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31. How is it racist?
Or were you being serious?

How about "hosehead?"
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:50 AM
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40. I smell a multi-million dollar class action lawsuit
you could turn his vicious anti-canadian hatred against him
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:45 PM
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26. I applaud your courage :)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:53 PM
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29. I'm sure it's just a phase
With time you'll grow out of it...
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:16 PM
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34. Oh you think you can just CONVERT me out of it?
I don't think so!
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Swede Atlanta Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:07 PM
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30. Are you for real?
My first question to you is if you are overweight. Your post indicates you are the "biggest" fucking heterosexual. That might give a good indication of your anger toward the rest of the world.

But, that aside..... The reason gay/lesbian/transexual and transgendered people have espoused "pride events" is to recognize their achievements against oppression in this country.

I don't see how white, heterosexual males or females, based on those characteristics have suffered discrimination, oppression or ridicule.

So...go ahead with your pride events. It seems silly since you are not subject to any discrimination but if it helps you feel whole then go for it.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:14 PM
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32. The question is, are YOU for real?
Did you click on the link in my post? All will be understood if you do so.

:eyes:

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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:15 PM
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33. Psst. I think Bouncy Ball was making fun of College Republicans
The post is a joke. It's a joke thread.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:32 PM
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35. I AM ALL THAT
AND I AM MALE!!!! SO.... TAKE THAT! :P
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hangemhigh Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:57 AM
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36. UCO, Edmond, OK be there!!!!! nt
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:55 AM
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37. Here, Here!!!!
I'll join that chant.


:evilgrin:
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Melynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:27 AM
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38. I don't care what you straight people
do in the privacy of your homes but I don't think you should be allowed to get married.

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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:35 AM
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39. OK. As long as you don't try to jam it down our throats.
eom/
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DiverDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:32 AM
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41. BOO-HOO!!
You poor little put upon straight white person...you must feel very threatened by all this "gay pride".
You don't have much self esteem, do ya skippy?
See, the reason someone puts down/ makes parody of others is because deep down you hate yourself.
AND have repressed feelings of the activity that you put down.

So, There, there, now, you can let it all out...

(That'll be 5 cents, please)
(With apologies to Lucy the psychiatrist)


Oh, before you flame, was totally sarcasm
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