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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:22 PM
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LL Cool J. is the cheesiest and worst rapper of all time
Discuss.


Remember "Going back to Cali" "SHe took me to the beach, she gave me a peach"

Mama said knock you out was his only good tune and even then. "I might go blao, how you like me now?"

What the fuck is "Blao?"
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:24 PM
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1. um...listen to 'radio' and then get back to me
one of the best hip hop albums of the decade
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:25 PM
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2. "walking with a panther" negates all other work
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:45 PM
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:18 PM
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11. Old? I'm 25
And I'll thank you not to make racist and nationalistic comments about me.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:56 PM
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30. You Canadians are all alike with your beady eyes and flip-top heads!
:-)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:31 PM
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16. who the hell are you to insult him?
Ice fucking-T?
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:16 PM
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9. Do SELF-PORTRAIT and LIVE AT BUDOKAN negate all of Bob Dylan's other work?
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 02:18 PM by NightTrain
Those are easeily Dylan's two worst albums (at least before his artistic decline of the '80s and early '90s). Does their badness negate BLONDE ON BLONDE, HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED, BLOOD ON THE TRACKS, and ANOTHER SIDE OF BOB DYLAN?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:17 PM
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10. No, cause dillon's other work was extra good
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:26 PM
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3. "Blao" means to explode on somebody.
Like if I were to say "HEyHEY is the biggest douche bag in the world!" you would then go "Blao" and start hitting me.

Then I would kick your ass.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:28 PM
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4. Cheesy, yes .. but mmmm mmmm mmmm
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 01:29 PM by hippiechick
I like his early stuff because it's true rap - braggin' and boasting about his skills. Not so sexualized. And he sure ha grown up into somethin' nice to look at <drool> ...




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candle_bright Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:33 PM
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5. I think he's hot too

One funny thing, though, was his Mama Said Knock You Out video. One of my friends noticed (back when it came out) that you could see deodorant balls hanging off his armpit hairs, heh heh! B-)

Unless it later got edited out, it's plain as day if you know to look for it.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:38 PM
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6. Yea, on MTV Unplugged !
That was SO nasty !
And he kept lifting up his arms !! EEWWWWW !! :puke:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:14 PM
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8. Are you fuckin' kidding me?!
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 02:15 PM by NightTrain
LL's "Radio" is one of my favorite albums of all time. "Rock The Bells" (an early fusion of hip-hop and heavy metal) ,"I Can't Live Without My Radio," "You Can't Dance...." All great songs, baby! If you've never heard "Radio," I strongly suggest you check it out some time. It came out in 1985.

No fucking way is LL Cool J the worst rapper of all time! Not even close.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:23 PM
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12. ROCK THE BELLS! but then again, I Am an Around the Way Girl.......
You can break hearts and manipulate minds
Or surrender act tender be gentle and kind
You always know what to say and do
Cold flip when you think your man is playing you
Not cheap but petty
Youre ready for loving
Youre real independent so your parents be bugging
But if you ever need a place to stay
(oooh you love me)
Come around my way
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:26 PM
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13. OMG! A thread for people who actually think "rap" is music...
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 02:29 PM by Seabiscuit
or worth listening to, regardless.

:thumbsdown:

It will inevitably go the way of Disco.

*Every* "rapper" is the "worst rapper" of all time.


:evilgrin:
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:37 PM
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18. "It will inevitably go the way of Disco."
In other words:

Despite the sneering of stuffy, uptight elitists who think white-bread singer-songwriters are the epitome of great music, rap (like disco) will profoundly influence countless generations of singers, songwriters and musicians--some great, some good, some mediocre, and some downright awful.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:45 PM
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22. Ah... the race card... very poorly played. Do you think
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 02:46 PM by Seabiscuit
"rap" is the only musical form ever created by African Americans?

Neither "rap" nor "disco" will ever influence anyone 50 years from now.

"Motown" will, however.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:27 PM
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14. Cheesie maybe, worst rapper maybe
but this 45 year old white guy thinks LL is one hot man
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:35 PM
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17. Cheesy? No! Worst? Far from it!
For cheesy and worst, try listening to Vanilla Ice some time!
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:38 PM
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19. Vanilla Ice wrote the book on cheezy.
Then rewrote it by trying to turn his act into a 'metal' show.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:28 PM
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15. But, he is a very nice man and wonderful to his fans.
My brother used to be a bartender at the Staples' Center and he said he is truly a class act. :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:39 PM
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20. Ooops! Yeah, I never cared for him either
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 02:51 PM by JVS
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fit4life Donating Member (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:42 PM
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21. Worst?
Does Vanilla Ice ring a bell? :)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:45 PM
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23. By the way LL rocks and was the baddest in the day
Your opinion is wrong
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:47 PM
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24. ooooooooooo
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:50 PM
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25. I bet HEyHEY's been drinking
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:52 PM
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26. "Been" is such a subjective term
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:54 PM
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29. What I meant to say was "HEyHEY has been drinking...
to the point where he acheives a special clarity, in which the harmonies of the universe become visible and all things make sense"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 03:02 PM
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31. Oh yes....one of THOSE binges
Edited on Sat Jan-29-05 03:04 PM by HEyHEY
As the drunk barber used to say "The bottle says, wiser's cause you always are after drinking it."

My other favourite is the Irish Rovers take on responsible drinking.

"When I wake up the next day, I usually find out I'm responsible for a lot things."
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:52 PM
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27. I want a girl with extentions in her hair,
Bamboo earrings, at least two pair,
A Fendi bag and a bad attitude.
That's all I need to get me in a good mood.
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang,
I love it when a woman ain't scared to do her thing.
Standin' at the bus stop, suckin' on a lollipop,
Once she gets pumpin' it's hard to make the hottie stop.
She likes to dance to the rap jams.
She's sweet as brown sugar with candied yams.
Honey-coated complexion, using Camay,
Let's hear it for the girl, she's from around the way.


Take THAT, you old white guy from Canada. :evilgrin:

Don't dis Mr. Smith, buddy. Don't never, never pull his lever -- 'cause he'll explode.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:53 PM
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28. You dang whippersnapper eh!
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