What toys did Ann Coulter play with in childhood?

[saltpoint]

In your best hunch, what toys did she play with in her childhood, and do you think that her toys were in indication of the floridly hateful shrew she's become as an adult?

[LiberalVoice]

1. GI. Joe, Risk,

Nails....Lead paint...I'm sure she still gets a kick out of her prosthetic(sp?) vagina too.

[Maine-ah]

16. careful there

I played Risk and I still do! it's a great game. Though no GI Joe's in our house.

[LiberalVoice]

31. Nothing against Risk...

Just an example of her Fascist "conquer all" attitude.

[solinvictus]

40. Hey!!!

I did too.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

66. I'll have no mocking of G.I Joe or Risk, thank you very much.

I loved G.I Joe figures, and Risk. Besides, Risk requires too much cognitive reasoning ability for Coulter to play.

[burythehatchet]

2. Lincoln Asassination Logs

[drumwolf]

3. Crystal meth, I'm guessing. n/t

[Spiffarino]

4. Plastic model tanks and warplanes

...and she used LOTS of glue. Gallons of it.

[alvis]

5. Joe McCarthy doll.

I think she had a talking Joe McCarthy doll as a child. Just a guess.

[drumwolf]

15. And now as an adult, she has a McCarthy love doll as her boyfriend.

And it's the fault of the damn liberals that she can't find a REAL boyfriend.

[Spiffarino]

32. It's not the liberals' fault

...that men are scared off when they see that her penis is more formidable than their own.

CUE THE MUSIC!

I know all there is to know
about the crying game...

[Maestro]

6. She tied frog legs to two different bikes

and then she and an acquaintence (she never had friends) took off in opposite directions splitting the frog in two. She said she felt that the frog was too liberal in its views.

[bearfan454]

7. cap guns

she is one sick repuke.

[baldguy]

8. Pulled the wings off flys.

Set fire to kittens. Shot frogs & squirrels with her BB gun.

Ya know - normal stuff.

[Goldeneye]

9. I get the distinct impression that she was like

Sid from Toy Story. She tortured bugs, picked on other kids and mutilated her dolls.

[saltpoint]

30. You know, Goldeneye -- I wonder if she really DID pick on --

-- other kids. Or was picked on herself -- whatever. I wonder if her visible anger really is rooted in something like this.

Because otherwise, I dont' have a clue why she is so mean-spirited and nasty.

[madison2000]

10. fake food and the crap throwing monkey

[dpbrown]

11. Whatever it was, she probably had to strap it on.

Then again, maybe not.

[Paranoid_Portlander]

12. A chemistry set...

... containing various poisons.

[El Fuego]

13. Barbie's Malibu S&M house.

Guillotine sold separately.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. LOL I was gonna say "decapitated communist Barbie"

[saltpoint]

14. People, you are cracking me up. Stop! No, don't stop!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. well we know she didn't share them...that's communist

[saltpoint]

27. LOL.

That's a true bullseye on Ann Coulter, too. Bravo!

[Paranoid_Portlander]

19. Toy electric chairs and ...

... toy gas chambers and toy gallows with miniature hangman's nooses, because she now wants to execute liberals. Grammar note: the plural of gallows really is gallows.

[Cush]

20. GI Joe, but designed NAZI Uniforms for it

[saltpoint]

28. Frightening things is, I can SEE her doing it!

[SiouxJ]

21. I'm sure she tortured small animals

she only gets pleasure out of others' pain.

[DS1]

22. I don't know about toys, but she figured out that she could escape the

iron cage she was kept in by not eating

[mitchum]

23. "Her" penis

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. ROFLPIMP

[brainshrub]

37. Damn, you beat me to it.

[sans qualia]

41. Oy

I give up.

[barb162]

24. "The Bad Seed" played by Patty McCormick in the 1950s is what

Coulter must have been like as a child.

[arwalden]

51. Brilliant!!

I can easily see her playing "Rhoda".

[booley]

25. barb wire, broken Glass

I got this image of an SNL skit with Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curton running through my mind.

[CO Liberal]

26. Her "Easy-Bake Holocaust Oven"

It sat twelve Barbie dolls.

[saltpoint]

29. She accused of them of being secular humanist LIBERAL --

-- barbie dolls, probably.

So in they went.

[Astrochimp]

56. reminded me of fav local news paper letter to santa.........

"I want a easy bake oven and a hamster"

[FizzFuzz]

57. oh man, that's good--I mean bad--I mean funny--I mean horrific--

I mean clever--I mean deranged--
!!!!!!!!

[LDS Jock]

33. a liberal voodoo doll?

for some early practice

[Fridays Child]

34. A 3-speed deluxe model strap-on.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Canadian GI Joe in the Vietnam Jungle

[B Calm]

38. Prank phone calls

[Cooley Hurd]

39. Best Ann Coulter thread EVER!

...nominating for the homepage!

[TheMightyFavog]

42. Why Klaus Barbie Dolls, of course!

Surprised that no one mentioned this already.

[Deep N RedLand]

43. "Operation" using live household pets

[SeanQuinn]

50. WELCOME TO DU!

Fellow Floridian, welcome.

[Deep N RedLand]

54. Thanks for the welcome

It's a great state...despite being Repuke Central.

[MrModerate]

44. Magnifying glass -- to burn live hamsters to death.

Do you really need to ask?

[njdemocrat106]

61. Ah, you beat me to it!

I was going to say frying ants with a magnifying glass.

Edit: Oh no, this is post #666 from me! Save me Falwell and Robertson!

[proud2BlibKansan]

45. She was too busy

learning how to vomit up everything she ate to play with any toys.

[Revillusion1]

46. A broomstick...

being that she's a big honkin' witch and all...

[driver8]

47. Her penis... n/t

[Zuni]

48. No toys. She was locked in a dark room most of the time

and taken out only for a feeding and a beating.

[Thor_MN]

49. Mercury, rusty razor blades, lead teething rings, used syringes....

[cags]

52. I don't think she had toys. Just rocks to throw at people and windows

[RetroLounge]

53. Probably the same toys most boys play with

RL

[Astrochimp]

55. Ants and a hammer. N/t

[FizzFuzz]

58. she probably hung out with much younger kids and forced them to drink

"funny" warm lemonade and eat Ex-Lax chocolate chip cookies.

[saltpoint]

59. People, I hate to be accused of going out on a limb here --

-- but judging from these reactions, may I posit the notion that Ms. Coulter is not among your favorite political commentators?

Is that too strong?

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What a wild ride. These responses are so sharp and funny. Thanks to all who threw in to this thread.

Bravo!

[Rapcw]

60. im sure she had a baby jesus buttplug n/t

[sakabatou]

62. Hangman

Elelctric Chair, Kick the Kommunist...

[ironflange]

63. Little Andrew Coulter. . .

. . .was a little careless when playing with the garden shears.

[jmowreader]

64. Real guns with live ammunition

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

65. I'm thinking she either didn't have toys, or maybe she had cheap Barbie

knock offs.