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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:46 PM
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What toys did Ann Coulter play with in childhood?
In your best hunch, what toys did she play with in her childhood, and do you think that her toys were in indication of the floridly hateful shrew she's become as an adult?
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:47 PM
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1. GI. Joe, Risk,
Nails....Lead paint...I'm sure she still gets a kick out of her prosthetic(sp?) vagina too.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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16. careful there
I played Risk and I still do! it's a great game. Though no GI Joe's in our house.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 03:23 PM
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31. Nothing against Risk...
Just an example of her Fascist "conquer all" attitude.
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solinvictus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:33 PM
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40. Hey!!!
I did too.
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Lone_Wolf_Moderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:07 PM
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66. I'll have no mocking of G.I Joe or Risk, thank you very much.
I loved G.I Joe figures, and Risk. Besides, Risk requires too much cognitive reasoning ability for Coulter to play.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:48 PM
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2. Lincoln Asassination Logs
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drumwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:49 PM
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3. Crystal meth, I'm guessing. n/t
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Spiffarino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:49 PM
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4. Plastic model tanks and warplanes
...and she used LOTS of glue. Gallons of it.
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alvis Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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5. Joe McCarthy doll.
I think she had a talking Joe McCarthy doll as a child. Just a guess.
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drumwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:30 PM
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15. And now as an adult, she has a McCarthy love doll as her boyfriend.
And it's the fault of the damn liberals that she can't find a REAL boyfriend.

:evilgrin: :spank:
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Spiffarino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 04:20 PM
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32. It's not the liberals' fault
...that men are scared off when they see that her penis is more formidable than their own. :evilgrin: :thumbsup:

CUE THE MUSIC!

I know all there is to know
about the crying game...
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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6. She tied frog legs to two different bikes
and then she and an acquaintence (she never had friends) took off in opposite directions splitting the frog in two. She said she felt that the frog was too liberal in its views.
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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7. cap guns
she is one sick repuke.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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8. Pulled the wings off flys.
Set fire to kittens. Shot frogs & squirrels with her BB gun.

Ya know - normal stuff.
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Goldeneye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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9. I get the distinct impression that she was like
Sid from Toy Story. She tortured bugs, picked on other kids and mutilated her dolls.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:45 PM
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30. You know, Goldeneye -- I wonder if she really DID pick on --
-- other kids. Or was picked on herself -- whatever. I wonder if her visible anger really is rooted in something like this.

Because otherwise, I dont' have a clue why she is so mean-spirited and nasty.
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madison2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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10. fake food and the crap throwing monkey


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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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11. Whatever it was, she probably had to strap it on.
Then again, maybe not.
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Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:14 PM
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12. A chemistry set...
... containing various poisons.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:18 PM
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13. Barbie's Malibu S&M house.
Guillotine sold separately.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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17. LOL I was gonna say "decapitated communist Barbie"
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:22 PM
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14. People, you are cracking me up. Stop! No, don't stop!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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18. well we know she didn't share them...that's communist
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:41 PM
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27. LOL.
That's a true bullseye on Ann Coulter, too. Bravo!
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Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:41 PM
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19. Toy electric chairs and ...
... toy gas chambers and toy gallows with miniature hangman's nooses, because she now wants to execute liberals. Grammar note: the plural of gallows really is gallows.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:00 PM
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20. GI Joe, but designed NAZI Uniforms for it
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:42 PM
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28. Frightening things is, I can SEE her doing it!
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:10 PM
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21. I'm sure she tortured small animals
she only gets pleasure out of others' pain.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:11 PM
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22. I don't know about toys, but she figured out that she could escape the
iron cage she was kept in by not eating :D
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:13 PM
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23. "Her" penis
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:45 PM
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36. ROFLPIMP
:thumbsup:
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:50 PM
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37. Damn, you beat me to it.
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sans qualia Donating Member (675 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:36 PM
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41. Oy
:grr: I give up.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:16 PM
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24. "The Bad Seed" played by Patty McCormick in the 1950s is what
Coulter must have been like as a child.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 04:33 PM
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51. Brilliant!!
I can easily see her playing "Rhoda".
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booley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:20 PM
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25. barb wire, broken Glass
I got this image of an SNL skit with Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curton running through my mind.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:20 PM
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26. Her "Easy-Bake Holocaust Oven"
It sat twelve Barbie dolls.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:43 PM
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29. She accused of them of being secular humanist LIBERAL --
-- barbie dolls, probably.

So in they went.
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Astrochimp Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 06:35 PM
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56. reminded me of fav local news paper letter to santa.........
"I want a easy bake oven and a hamster"
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 06:52 PM
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57. oh man, that's good--I mean bad--I mean funny--I mean horrific--
I mean clever--I mean deranged--
!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 04:32 PM
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33. a liberal voodoo doll?
for some early practice
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 04:34 PM
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34. A 3-speed deluxe model strap-on.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 04:36 PM
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35. Canadian GI Joe in the Vietnam Jungle
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:54 PM
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38. Prank phone calls
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 12:58 PM
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39. Best Ann Coulter thread EVER!
:D...nominating for the homepage! :thumbsup: :D
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 01:37 PM
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42. Why Klaus Barbie Dolls, of course!
Surprised that no one mentioned this already.
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Deep N RedLand Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:27 PM
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43. "Operation" using live household pets
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SeanQuinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 04:31 PM
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50. WELCOME TO DU!
Fellow Floridian, welcome.
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Deep N RedLand Donating Member (184 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 06:28 PM
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54. Thanks for the welcome
It's a great state...despite being Repuke Central.
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:30 PM
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44. Magnifying glass -- to burn live hamsters to death.
Do you really need to ask?
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njdemocrat106 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:29 PM
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61. Ah, you beat me to it!
Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 09:30 PM by njdemocrat106
I was going to say frying ants with a magnifying glass.

Edit: Oh no, this is post #666 from me! Save me Falwell and Robertson! :evilgrin:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:34 PM
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45. She was too busy
learning how to vomit up everything she ate to play with any toys.
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Revillusion1 Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 02:44 PM
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46. A broomstick...
being that she's a big honkin' witch and all...
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:09 PM
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47. Her penis... n/t
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 03:10 PM
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48. No toys. She was locked in a dark room most of the time
and taken out only for a feeding and a beating.
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 04:16 PM
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49. Mercury, rusty razor blades, lead teething rings, used syringes....
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cags Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 04:36 PM
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52. I don't think she had toys. Just rocks to throw at people and windows
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 04:50 PM
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53. Probably the same toys most boys play with
RL
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Astrochimp Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 06:33 PM
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55. Ants and a hammer. N/t
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 06:56 PM
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58. she probably hung out with much younger kids and forced them to drink
"funny" warm lemonade and eat Ex-Lax chocolate chip cookies.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:24 PM
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59. People, I hate to be accused of going out on a limb here --
-- but judging from these reactions, may I posit the notion that Ms. Coulter is not among your favorite political commentators?

Is that too strong?

------
What a wild ride. These responses are so sharp and funny. Thanks to all who threw in to this thread.

Bravo!
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Rapcw Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:25 PM
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60. im sure she had a baby jesus buttplug n/t
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:41 PM
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62. Hangman
Elelctric Chair, Kick the Kommunist...
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 09:48 PM
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63. Little Andrew Coulter. . .
. . .was a little careless when playing with the garden shears.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:03 PM
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64. Real guns with live ammunition
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Lone_Wolf_Moderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 10:05 PM
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65. I'm thinking she either didn't have toys, or maybe she had cheap Barbie
knock offs.
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