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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:56 AM
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Man peed way out of avalanche
A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:59 AM
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1. 60 bottles of beer on the snow, 60 bottles of be-e-e-r...
drink one down, pee it around...
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:01 AM
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3. Damn !
You made me laugh so hard the coffee I was drinking came out my nose!

:yourock:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:09 AM
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5. *Splurt*
:bounce:
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:59 AM
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2. Too funny !
One question though: Does not urine freeze as well? :shrug:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:07 AM
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4. needs lower temp to freeze than water.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:12 AM
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6. I wish I was a man, I could stop using the shovel.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:23 AM
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8. Another case of
penis envy. :P
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:30 AM
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9. I am happy being a girl, but sometimes it would be more convenient
ever had poison ivy? :P Don't pee in the woods when it's dark!Boy that was the worst!
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:20 AM
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7. Wow, and we think its anowed a lot around here
Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Wow
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uncle ray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 11:53 AM
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10. the thing is, how the hell do you do that?
pee a tunnel that is, the guy must be very flexible, have a very long pecker or been swimming in his own piss! and doesn't the tunnel have to go UP? i got ugle pictures of a drunken slovak lying on his back pissing at the ceiling of his tunnel...
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 11:58 AM
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11. he dug with his hands
but then meleted the snow with his piss so that he wouldn't fill up his car with snow as he dug.
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LiberallyInclined Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 11:59 AM
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12. i have serious doubts about it...
there's no way in hell anybody could piss enough to melt a carful amount of snow...this story reeks of bogusness.
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:24 PM
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13. I think I should test it out
who is buying the beer?
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