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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:54 PM
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One Last Chance Bush Admin: I will do and say anything for $300,000
Tiny Tim needs that operation and baby needs new shoes!

I have just begun to plumb the depths of my insincerity and mendacity.

Please send cash by courier immediately to:
autorank
1 Quaker Way
Celestial, Plaines, MW
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:00 AM
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1. I'll do it for $200,000.
Ha!
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:22 AM
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2. We're in a race to the bottom --> I'll do it for $199.999.95. Ha!
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:29 AM
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3. Shit!
Um, okay. I'll do it for.........$199,998.00!
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:44 AM
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4. $150,000 (that is the lowest price for my soul ... well, maybe)
Please * people, this is a one time offer and has only 10:00 minutes from the time stamp on this message; after which it expires forever.
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 12:46 AM
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5. Buy it now for $149,000!!!
Come on, I got some prime fresh virgin soul here, ready to whore for the Bushies. You know you want it. I'll play up NCLB, the Iraq War....hell, I'll even defend your uncle's deals with the Nazis.

Tell ya what, for that price, I'll even throw in my integrity and backbone for free.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:10 AM
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6. Shrug, "OK" livingphotographs is the superior media whore.
I can do all of the above but since livingphotographs offered to defend Prescott Bush, I am forced to withdraw my services.

livingphotographs, I'm going to keep an eye out for you! :grr:

PS. If we'd just worked together, we could have split the $300K. Sheesh!
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:13 AM
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7. Yes!
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