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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:18 PM
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Toast me, DUers! I'm officially a swingin' single!
:D

My divorce papers came in the mail this afternoon! I'm free!

FREEEEEE!!!!! :bounce:

Hide yer daughters, there's a Dingbat on the loose...!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:19 PM
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1. Time to celebrate with your waterskiing instructor!
:evilgrin:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:23 PM
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6. Bingo
...She's already booked. ;)
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:20 PM
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2. Never have had the opportunity
to toast a self-proclaimed "dingbat" before... :toast:
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:20 PM
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3. So now you're a single Dingbat?

All you need is to find a Dingbattess.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:22 PM
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5. Don't remove the tag!
...I'm an official dingbattress inspector. :P

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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:21 PM
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4. Get offline and go OUT
I think that's the rules, dude.....
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:44 PM
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7. The pickup lines and veiled innuendos will be flooding in!
Enjoy this new chapter in your life. Congrats!

:)
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:51 PM
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8. Starting over can be the coolest thing in the world
I hope it is for you...You deserve it! :toast:
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livinginphotographs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:52 PM
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9. Me too.
Wanna hook-up? I'm so lonely.



me <----masturbates too much
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:33 AM
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10. You are now only bound
by wherever your adventures take you. Have fun Robb !
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:36 AM
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11. Toast !
I know how you probably feel.

:party: :toast:
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 07:37 AM
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12. Sweet!
Enjoy the single life! :toast:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:06 AM
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13. "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to date dingbats..."
Sorry, Robb, I'm happily married.
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Liberal_Andy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:33 AM
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14. Cheers!
:toast:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:34 AM
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15. Go to the brass pole my son
Seek Seek it!

:bounce:

Congrats
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:36 AM
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16. Welcome to the land of freedom! :D
You now have all the happy hours and hor d'oeurvres you want. :-)
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:39 AM
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17. Congrats! What's going to be your first endeavor as
a Singleton?

:hi:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:58 AM
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19. First I went out for a big fillet...
...then I wound up indeed celebrating with my wakeboard instructor. Yadda yadda yadda, breakfast. :P
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 02:01 PM
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21. woot! double congrats are in order then
Cheers! :toast:
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ernstbass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:52 AM
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18. Welcome to the single life - it's great!!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 01:54 PM
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20. Cool!
I'm in limbo (but have filed), and at the end of May, I should be officially official too. It's sad, but kind of cool all at once (for me anyway). :)
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