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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:21 PM
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Behold. The JESUS ASHTRAY
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:24 PM
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1. It just gives the FIRE AND BRIMSTONE preachers more to talk about
:eyes:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:34 PM
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2. He hates it when you put the butts out in His face.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:42 PM
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4. And here I thought he enjoyed suffering for our sins....
:silly:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:43 PM
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5. Sweet Zombie Jesus! Thats funny!
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:37 PM
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3. Well, of course the upper statement should be....
'Place your butts here'
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:45 PM
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7. I have spit liquids at other people comments never at my own till now....
I did not realize the double entendre re 'butts' till I hit the post button..then spewed my liquids..down my sleeve..over my keyboard and onto my desk...sorry.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:44 PM
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6. I wanna see some cooler-than-thou companies market stuff that
treats Buddha and Mohammed so carelessly. Maybe Confucius and Shiva, too.

C'mon, equal treatment all around.
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:48 PM
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8. You asked for it
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net /

I've seen these in stores.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:07 PM
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9. No, I mean something like
a Buddha that oinks if you open the fridge door. Or a Shiva desk fan. These are just benign action figures.

Don't mind my minirant, but it pisses me off that Jesus is often little more than fodder for some ironic hip item, but for the most part it's hands-off for other major religions.

What can I say? Some of us liberals worship him.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:32 PM
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14. LOL....check out "The Almighty"




He has a cool action cape and an AK-47!!!

(Why would God need an AK-47?....LOL)
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49jim Donating Member (366 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:17 PM
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10. I received the same waving flag
underneath the jesus ashtray as a Christmas gift from one of my sons. It hangs on the wall behind me as I write this.It's next to the bumper sticker my other son gave me: Bush Cheated!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:21 PM
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11. He stuck it in his eye, man
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:23 PM
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12. I must have that
really. I gotta get one. Any idea where?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:25 PM
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13. Shop Exit 9!
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 09:27 PM by Bluebear
http://www.shopexit9.com/e9_store/default.asp?pid=259&d...

"Jesus, the Prince of Peace gazes balefully upwards at your approaching cigarette... How does that make you feel? 'JESUS HATES IT WHEN YOU SMOKE' reads the print inside this provocative, righteous ashtray.

Sticker on bottom reads: "use of this product may be hazardous to your health and/or eternal soul". $12.00

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:40 PM
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15. thank you thank you thank you!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:27 PM
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16. I NEED THIS!
Brilliant!
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:40 AM
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17. Cool! Now I know what to get my mom for Mother's Day!
:)
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