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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:17 PM
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men, WTF takes an HOUR for you to do yo' bathroom business?
I am being SERIOUS.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:17 PM
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1. Hey some of us like to read, you got a problem with that?
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:17 PM
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2. The mail. n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:18 PM
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3. It doesn't take me a year.
But then, I live alone, and don't need the privacy to catch up on my reading. :D
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:18 PM
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4. irregularity.
:(
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:18 PM
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5. I'm uh uhmm, grooming,yeah that's it.
Grooming.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:31 PM
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12. Mom, I NEVER tossed off!
I thought you were combing your hair!
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:20 PM
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6. Sometimes chapters are longer than others.
And sometimes it takes longer to clean our thick, luxurious forests of ass hair.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:21 PM
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7. An hour of some peace and quiet?
:shrug:
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LSdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:22 PM
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8. Taking a long shower is the most consistently relaxing part of my day
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:25 PM
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22. not talking about showers, bud
:o
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:23 PM
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9. I take long showers. Plus I don't BM every day (once every 3 days).
Hey you were serious....so I gave you a real serious answer.

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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:39 PM
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17. every three days?
that's just not healthy. you need more fiber in your diet.
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Sean Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:51 PM
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20. I don't eat much......
That's why.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:26 PM
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10. Steady diet of beer and junk food
takes a long time to pass.

:hurts:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:28 PM
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11. Hold on -
I just have to finish this chapter.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:31 PM
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13. If it takes more than 5 minutes..
.... one should consider improving their diet :)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:26 PM
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23. thank you
WTF? I mean really, WTF? :o
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:36 PM
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14. I'm usually in and out in about 5 - 10 minutes...
After I wake and get ready for work, I sh*t, shave and shower and that takes up to almost 30 minutes to complete....
I guess I'm different.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:36 PM
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15. It's the only place in the house where women won't nag us
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:39 PM
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16. I am being serious too
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 08:41 PM by donheld
it rarely takes me 5 minutes, 20 if i take a shower.

on Edit: i have found better places to read than sitting over my own filth.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:39 PM
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18. if a job is worth doing
it's worth doing right.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:42 PM
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19. First of all I do my business and read a little.......
Then I shower vigorously and shampoo and apply the conditioner. Then rinse the conditioner. Then I need to towel off and put some moisturizing lotion on, it's winter after all and my skin gets dry.

And then shaving which entails trimming my sideburns and goatee......... and general grooming............ and of course there's nail trimming and then I need to brush my teeth........and then I have to blow dry my hair and style it........apply some deodorant and after shave.....

Then there's about 52 minutes of shaking hands with the bishop and that makes about an hour altogether.
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:44 AM
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32. My dogs want to know why I'm laughing all by myself here at 4:40 A.M.,
Somehow I've missed the Bishop "thing" in all these years of being on the planet. Oh, that's funny. And unfortunately appropriate now.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:04 AM
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37. Another Episcopalian!
How is the Bishop, anyway?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:13 AM
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39. On Retreat.
But his grooming is impeccable.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:52 PM
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21. Gimme a break, Skittles! I have the stomach flu, fer chrissake.
:hurts:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:40 PM
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24. What Dude Has EVER Taken an Hour for Anything/Anywhere? n/t
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:49 PM
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25. Cocaine and masturbation?
I dunno :)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:53 PM
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26. Medical reasons
My medication has constipation as one of its major side effects. Consequently, I don't go as often as "normal" people would. Usually twice a week is all.

And when you only go twice a week, chances are it's gonna take you awhile. DEFINATELY more than five minutes if you're carrying around a lot....

If it's not medically-related, then it's probably masturbatory. No other explanation makes sense.
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:53 PM
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27. Shaving can take some time
and keeping dolled up for the ladies is a job for the patient.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:30 AM
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28. toilet bidness, Donkey
get with the program :D
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 05:57 AM
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29. When you gotta go...
You GOTTA GO!
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:16 AM
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30. For my husband, it's reading, sometimes longer than that. I keep warning
him that people are going to be able to count the rings around Uranus, and tell his age, like trees.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:27 AM
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31. Oh, good god, NO. Maybe 10 minutes, at most.
There are some things in life that you want to last as long as possible...but doing my bathroom business is NOT one of them. :-)

T
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 06:52 AM
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33. whats the big deal about how long? the real problem is the thing
with the toilet seat?!

WTF is up with women and their obession with the seat position? even at work someone put a sign in the RR to remind us cretinous men to leave the seat down. oy!
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:17 AM
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34. One bathroom?
Toilet seat DOWN, you sit on it to piss or clean up your own nassy dribble too. HARUMPH.
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:10 AM
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38. A couple of reasons
If the place only has one toilet, I might have an urge while he is sitting there for all that time. Also, my husband frequentlty does his business before we are going to go somewhere. With how I was raised and with my personality, I am always anticipating the next thing and sometimes get anxious and inpatient especially if it is a time sensitive situation.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:37 AM
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35. It's the amn dingleberries!
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 08:57 AM
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36. My husband takes a long time too
I am light weight and I start feeling tingling if I sit on the toilet for more than 5-10 minutes. He weighs more than twice as much as me so I am not sure how he does it.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 09:40 AM
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40. I dunno.
My legs start to go to sleep after about 15 minutes.
Really hurts if I'm "into" a good article in VeloNews...
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 11:38 AM
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41. Give me a break.
My female roomate gets up at 6AM, I can hear her banging cabinent doors, running the water about 6 times (WTH is up with that?) not including a 15 minute shower until I get up at about 6:55 and I still beat her out the door most mornings.

WTF takes you women 2 hours to get ready for work?
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