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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:47 PM
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Redneck cocktails.... Mine?
Smirnoff and Mountain Dew.

Common' everyone's got a redneck cocktail they like but would never admit to. What's yours?

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ak Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:50 PM
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1. not really a cocktail but...
Mountain Dew and orange juice for breakfast at deer hunting.....
that must be close enough for redneck???
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:52 PM
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3. Mountain Dew and ANYTHING is a redneck cocktail!
LOL

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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:13 PM
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9. The Mojo Nixon
Get yourself a half full 2 liter of Dew and a fifth of gin... top that 2 liter off and you're good to go for a long set.

:toast:
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:19 PM
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10. WOW! That would make a John Deere Roll!
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:51 PM
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2. Jack Daniels and Coke
Can't get much more rednecky than Jack
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nankerphelge Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:56 PM
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4. Green lady
Shot of jim beam and a shot of nyquil on the rocks.
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ak Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:59 PM
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5. the green stuff???
or the great new cherry???
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:01 PM
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7. Cherry NyQuil? Blasphemy!!!
I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death fucking flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any fucking plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant fucking Q!
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:00 PM
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6. OMFG!!!! That's too rough even for me!
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DemNoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:06 PM
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8. Thats easy
With the exception of the sublime Bombay Sapphire Martini, they are all redneck cocktails.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:50 PM
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11. No good redneck is going to know what the hell you're talking about
with Bombay...

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:51 PM
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12. I have a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in my freezer right now.
I don't like gin, though.

I prefer vodka. Grey Goose.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:56 PM
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13. A beer Rita. Pour a beer in a pitcher, add a can of frozen lime...
...concentrate. Fill the can with Jose and add. Stir.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:38 PM
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14. Dammmmmit! Sounds fun! When and Where?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:17 PM
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16. I've got a 20 something oz. Rita glass the ex used to pack on the scoot...
I mixed those damned beer Ritas in it. She never broke that thing in thousands of miles of scooter riding. Damn, I miss those drinks! :(
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 10:47 PM
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15. PGA & Koolaide

That will knock you on your ass.
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:28 PM
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17. Straight medical grade grain, from a 5 gallon container,
mixed with frozen whatever juice in a blender. Nothing says a good party like waking at 5 pm the next afternoon to puke.
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