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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:39 PM
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Poll question: There's Romulans sneaking around my yard at night. What Should I do?
They are scary looking and have plastic ray guns! I fear for my neighborhood!

Poll result (13 votes)
Call Homeland Security (1 votes, 8%)Vote
Invite them in for Blood Wine (5 votes, 38%)Vote
Pretend they are Vulcans with funny eyebrows (1 votes, 8%)Vote
Sic my dog on them (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Channel Carl Sagan (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Invite them in fo gnoshes (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Call Henry Kissinger to negotiate (0 votes, 0%)Vote
Call PNAC and tell them Romulas has Oil (4 votes, 31%)Vote
Channel Kirk & Picard to save us (1 votes, 8%)Vote
Place my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye. (1 votes, 8%)Vote
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  - Go 'round the back and steal their cloaking device.  mr_hat   Jan-28-05 07:40 PM   #1 
  - Cool! I'll strap it to my back and....  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-28-05 07:43 PM   #3 
  - Soo many things you could do with that!  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-28-05 08:22 PM   #7 
  - Just be glad they aren't Klingons  General Zod   Jan-28-05 07:42 PM   #2 
  - Hell, Klingons like to PAR-TAY!  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-28-05 07:54 PM   #4 
  - Only if you're totally out of Romulan Ale...In that case, I'd offer  Rowdyboy   Jan-28-05 07:58 PM   #5 
  - I've got lots of spoiled milk! Ooops!  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-28-05 07:59 PM   #6 
  - Or the stuff Scotty mixed up in the engine room!  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-28-05 08:48 PM   #8 
  - Throw some krytonite at them.  baldguy   Jan-28-05 08:59 PM   #9 
  - You should join them!  Floogeldy   Jan-28-05 09:01 PM   #10 
  - Okay, but in TOS, what's the difference between them ahd the  Tom Yossarian Joad   Jan-30-05 11:11 AM   #11 
  - Take them to your leader  hickman1937   Jan-30-05 11:16 AM   #12 
  - Sell them Federation secrets in return for Romulan disrupter technology  Anarcho-Socialist   Jan-30-05 11:31 AM   #13 
 
mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:40 PM
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1. Go 'round the back and steal their cloaking device.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:43 PM
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3. Cool! I'll strap it to my back and....
.... do nothing but good for humanity...

After the locker room.


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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:22 PM
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7. Soo many things you could do with that!
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General Zod Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:42 PM
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2. Just be glad they aren't Klingons
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:54 PM
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4. Hell, Klingons like to PAR-TAY!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:58 PM
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5. Only if you're totally out of Romulan Ale...In that case, I'd offer
Klingon Boood Wine, Saurian brandy, and Federation Root Beer. Perhaps, you might include a nice prune juice just in case.

I'm sure you'll come out okay!
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:59 PM
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6. I've got lots of spoiled milk! Ooops!
Wrong franchise.

Sorry, George Washington.

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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:48 PM
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8. Or the stuff Scotty mixed up in the engine room!
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 08:59 PM
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9. Throw some krytonite at them.
Does krytonite effect Romulans?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:01 PM
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10. You should join them!
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 11:11 AM
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11. Okay, but in TOS, what's the difference between them ahd the
Vulcans other than a better tan?

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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 11:16 AM
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12. Take them to your leader
or at least show them how to get to Washington, and give them a picture of bush.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-30-05 11:31 AM
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13. Sell them Federation secrets in return for Romulan disrupter technology
and your own private Romulan Warbird starship.
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