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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:09 PM
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I'm a dog - Ask me anything
Field your questions here
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:19 PM
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1. Why do you always stick your snoot in my crotch?
And also, quit humping my leg.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:21 PM
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4. That's how doggies say "Hi, How ya doin?"
Otherwise, I'm looking for doggie snacks
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:20 PM
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2. Why do you.........................................
and don't tell me because I can.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:24 PM
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6. Nope, it's because it feels so good
I love feeling good.
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:20 PM
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3. One of your eyes appears to be a different color from the other...
is it?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:23 PM
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5. I just happen to be the Canine Chapter Prez of the David Bowie fan club
All DIAMOND DOGS love Bowie
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:31 PM
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7. Cool !
What ever happened to the Spiders from Mars?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:35 PM
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10. We broke up in '73
Got back together again and broke up another time.

You know the deal.

Ronson, R.I.P.
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:33 PM
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8. Whatta ya think of that movie...
"Wag the Dog?"
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:37 PM
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12. There were no dogs in it
I knew it was a scam from the beginning.
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:35 PM
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9. It appears as if you have 2 seperate eye colors...
is it the camera flare or are your eyes two-toned?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:38 PM
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13. Check post #5
You owe me a doggie snack
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LudwigVan Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:36 PM
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11. So what is your opinion of
shih-tzus and sharpeis?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:39 PM
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14. They know all the best places to eat Chinese
and I love Chinese, so they're cool with me.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:40 PM
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15. Who's a good boy?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:44 PM
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17. Uhhh, Who's a tasty cat?
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 05:46 PM by MrScorpio
Anymore of your feline condescension and you're tonite's doggie snack
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:40 PM
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16. What a cutie! You look like a real intelligent little pooch!
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 05:46 PM by BrklynLiberal
Here's my question: What's your name?

(Too cute to be a boy, I think that is a she) (Also too smart!)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:46 PM
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18. Great question.
Sirius - Cause I AM THE Dog Star!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:47 PM
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19. Great name!! You are smart and good-looking!
No wonder you are a star!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:49 PM
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20. Would Sirius the Dog Star be in the constellation Scorpio?
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 05:52 PM by BrklynLiberal
Sirius, the dog star, is the brightest star in the sky, second only to the Sun.

http://www.chennaionline.com/science/dogstar.asp
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:52 PM
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22. Sorry, that would in the constellation Canis Majoris
Nice guess anyways
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:54 PM
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25. I looked it up. Very impressive star though.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:52 PM
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21. What's the deal with dogs and peanut butter ?
HippiedogHank is TOTALLY addicted.


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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:53 PM
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24. Peanut Butter is like Crack to dogs
Spread that stuff around and I'll show you.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:36 PM
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33. I'll put some on the monitor ... woof woof ...
You'll have to fight Hank for it, though .. :evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:37 PM
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34. I won't fight if there's enough to share
Just wait until you see my tongue in action
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:04 PM
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42. Are you a dry dogfood dog, or a canned dogfood dog ?
:( I don't wanna know where that tongue has been, BTW ...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:23 PM
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48. I love to alternate
Every other day
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:53 PM
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23. Are you housebroken?
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 05:54 PM by RebelOne
If so, I'll adopt you.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:16 PM
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28. Are you a redhead with long legs?
If so, I'll adopt you too
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:38 PM
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36. I'm a redhead with long legs ...
... but I'm not an Irish Setter :evilgrin:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:41 PM
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38. Well if you got some Irish Cream...
That's enough for me
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Megahurtz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 05:59 PM
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26. Arf Arf Arf Arf.....
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf (whine, snivel) arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf ARF????????????????
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:17 PM
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29. Sorry, I don't speak Armenian
Thick accent you got there
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:01 PM
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27. Do you understand the word "dignity"?
Dear Dog,

Can you tell me why dogs are so lacking in dignity?

Sincerely,

Oliver the Cat
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:19 PM
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30. Dear Cat
I eat kitties like you for breakfast.

Tastes like chicken.

Your best buddy,

Sirius, the dog star
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:20 PM
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31. I'll meet you in the alley -- where I was born and bred.
You want a piece of me?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:26 PM
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32. Look, I got chunks of cat in my stool that are waaaay bigger than you are
Just bring it.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:38 PM
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35. are you a squatter
or a leg-lifter?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:39 PM
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37. Leg lifter, baby - ALL THE WAY
Got a fire hydrant nearby? I'll show you my skillz.
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koneko Donating Member (628 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:42 PM
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39. Wooooofff?
I thought so.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:16 PM
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44. Sorry, I don't speak German
Looks like you don't either
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:43 PM
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40. Arf, arf, arf, arf?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:18 PM
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45. You speaka de English?
Me speaka
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Frogtutor Donating Member (739 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 06:43 PM
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41. What do dogs dream about? n/t
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:12 PM
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43. And my question--are all dogs liberals?
I'm sure they are because they're usually friendly, compassionate, and loving.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:21 PM
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47. We're all born that way
Peace and love, baby
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:20 PM
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46. Catching our tail
Getting that itch scratched by Salma Hayek
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:26 PM
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49. Why do you eat cat poop out of the litter box.....
...when there is food in the bowl?

Why do you insist on sniffing other animals butts?

Why do you insist on chasing cars, what will you do if you catch it? Ever thought of that pal?

My truck doesn't NEED an escort up the driveway- why do you insist on running beside the truck?

What does a skunk taste like? My guys picked one clean this past summer.

I guess thats all the questions for now.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:32 PM
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50. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!!!
Too many questions here.

Hold up, I'm taking a nap anyways
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:39 PM
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52. Why are you guys ALWAYS taking a nap?
It seems like you need 3 hours sleep for each hour a crazy running and barking.

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Frogtutor Donating Member (739 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-29-05 10:51 AM
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54. Yeah, what ABOUT the cat poop eating?
That's a damn good question, and I think you're avoiding the issue...
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:37 PM
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51. What do those doggie chew sticks taste like....
especially the really big ones that look like barbells--are they better after they get all slimey? Do they hurt your teeth?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 07:40 PM
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53. They got a beefy like taste
And they're even better wet.

The teeth can handle them quite well
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