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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:45 PM
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Zinged a guy at work (warning spit take alert)
The production supervisor (call him Bob) where I work, thinks he's a big man, and he can be crude and lewd at times. Mainly it is innocent fun, though some may call it harrassment... as for me I take it in stride and give it right back at him...

today I was in the breakroom getting a soda. Bob and the other guys were huddled around a table looking at this calendar. Bob calls me over and say "What do you think of that?"

The calendar was a collection of Chesty-Morgan type women, but they were wearing tight shirts with lots of clevage showing.

I looked at it and said "Mmmmm, interesting. But did you notice that if these women were 3 or 4 cup sizes larger that their clevage would be the same size as your butt crack?"

The other guys burst out laughing, Bob did his imitation of a fish gasping for air and then laughed too.

Then he says "man, I can't win with you can I?"

Me: "Nope, look Bob, I worked in a state mental institution for over 8 years, I've seen more naked bodies and related body parts than you will ever see in a lifetime, so a clevage calendar is no big deal..."

later that day, one of the guys came into my office, wanted me to take a picture of Bob while he was bent over a machine so they could do an accurate comparison between the clevage and butt crack... lol
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:48 PM
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1. Nice one! But just to make a crass political point should you zing this
guy, or anyone in the future, let's name the "butt" of the jokes george. :evilgrin:
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JohnnyCougar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:48 PM
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2. hgaaahahahahahahaaha
that's hilarious!!
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lateo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:58 PM
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3. Haw!
Absolutely brilliant!
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:03 PM
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4. LMAO
You're response was priceless!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:04 PM
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5. Oh, I am SO stealing that.
Brilliant! Good for you!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:08 PM
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6. "cleavage calendar" too funny
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:11 PM
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7. usually "george" (formerly known as 'bob') ((nods to fob))
will make like he's going to drop his pants when I have the camera out to take pics of things at work to use in customer literature or tech sheets

I keep telling him that if he wants a frontal shot that I need to order a zoom lens, but if he wants a rear shot then I need to order a wide-angle lens... big laughs when I gave him a purchase order to sign for these lenses...

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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:13 PM
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8. I would like to work with you, ha ha..
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:16 PM
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9. Don't do it.
You made yer point already, and that guy will go around and tell the other guys he asked ya to do it anyway, so they'll get more fun out of just that, without you having to risk pissing Bob off.

It's all about gigging each other, but knowing the line. But I can see you know that already. Hat's off to ya for that. Too many people are too trip-wire thin-skinned these days.

Good deal...whattazinger!
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:16 PM
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10. Good one! Here's my story...
One day in the teachers' lounge, this substitute PE teacher said that women had no place on the golf course.

Silence in the room.

The football coach (my carpool partner) looked across the room at me and asked what I thought of that.

I asked, "What, exactly, is it about the penis that makes you a better golfer?"

Substitute PE Guy blushed. The lounge roared with laughter.




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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:37 PM
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11. Well.......

I asked, "What, exactly, is it about the penis that makes you a better golfer?"



Maybe the practice playing with balls?

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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 04:06 PM
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13. That's hilarious!
But I'm glad the Sub PE Guy wasn't that clever!

I would have had to ask him if the water in the ball washer was cold.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:38 PM
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12. hahahahah
Go you!

:7
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