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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:12 PM
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OMG! the intramural team you do NOT want to face
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 03:18 PM by underpants
I can't post all of them but check out each player's bio (bottom of the screen). I have no idea if this is supposed to be a joke or what but I think it is real.

http://student.fortlewis.edu/JRDAVIDSON/unicorns.htm


The youngest and tallest member on the squad, Joe Davidson hails from Littleton, Colorado. While the Orange Pantalones spell fun and games, the baby-blue court shoes are all business.


"GET OFF OF ME!" Scott is known for crashing the boards, stalking around Durango wearing X-Large hooded-sweatsuits, and baking brownies for the boys. You can see the FIRE in his eyes.


WATCH OUT REF." Thomas, the Unicorns official contact with the league, is a pivotal player. Hailing from Austin, Texas, Thomas likes it HOT, and he likes it PINK. If the Unicorns lose focus, Thomas always knows when to call a timeout and get the team back in the game. Two words describe him: TOTAL PHYSICAL AND MENTAL DOMINATION.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:15 PM
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1. Hi there...would you like to hold my foil?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:15 PM
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2. That's....that's....
more than a little gay.
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theorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:17 PM
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3. I hardly ever ask this, but...
how did you come across this?

By the way, I think this is a novelty team. Intramural sports teams like to set themselves apart from the others. Pretty funny.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:21 PM
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5. Okay I'll fess
I was going to start a copycat thread on the "Bread Baking question" thread about "Baking Brownies" so I went looking (google) for a picture I could use on DU* using the words "baking brownies" and this came up.

*-you would be amazed at the images that come up on google (filter OFF) for the most mundane of phrases and words. :wow: :scared:
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:17 PM
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4. I'm going to have to go to one of their games
I gotta ask Joe where he got the fabulous orange pantalones. Ah, I've been waiting for the day for rumba panties to come back into style. 28 years I've been waiting (although to be truthful, when I was 2 I just thought there were the norm. I mean everyone was wearing them :9)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:22 PM
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6. HELLO LADIES!!!!!!!!!!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:25 PM
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8. It's easy to win games, when
your opponents are rolling around on the court laughing their asses off.

There could be something to this strategy after all. Perhaps Elton John should be drafted as a military fashion consultant, and when the Marines come running around the corner with their giant peacock attachments and duck suits, those insurgents would be laughing too hard to shoot straight.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:28 PM
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10. No please no not the duck suits
LOL
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:24 PM
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7. i love to "crash the boards" too!


"GET OFF OF ME!" Matcom is known for crashing the boards, stalking around GOPisEVIL wearing X-Small pink thongs, and baking brownies for the boys. You can see the FIRE in his eyes.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:28 PM
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9. LMFA but you should have used "Benny" IMHO


"I'M DEFINITELY FOCUSED ON THE COURT!" Benedict, also known as Rubio, can be seen charging up his T-Cells in the Student Life Center weight room before games. In addition to sheer hugeness, Benny relies heavily upon the olfactory shockwave provided by "Axe" spray-on deoderant.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:29 PM
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11. give me a break. i'm at work
which also explains the poor photoshop i did.

not really something i want my cubemates 'glancing' at over my shoulder if you catch my drift :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:30 PM
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12. That's why I always face TOWARDS the door
These guys could kick Chavez's Christian powerlifters any day
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 03:32 PM
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13. oh, no doubt!
Josh Strength doesn't have a PRAYER!
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