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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:45 PM
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Halp! How would you clean dirty minds?
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:47 PM
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1. With the hose /nt
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:49 PM
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nice
:thumbsup:
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:51 PM
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13. thank you, I'm here all week... /nt
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:09 PM
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35. Kick
:kick:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:48 PM
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2. Did you see A Clockwork Orange?
Something like that, I think.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:49 PM
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3. Hookers/Giggolos
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:49 PM
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4. "Halp????" n/t
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:49 PM
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6. copycat thread
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:49 PM
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5. Lobotomy.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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8. how much do you charge?
:shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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11. Nothing.
It is charitable work.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:02 PM
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29. what do you use for anesthesia?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:11 PM
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39. Nothing.
I may be charitable, but I'm not made of money.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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I'm workin' on it.
Nothing's working though. :(
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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10. have you tried thinking of puppies and kittens yet?
:crazy:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:51 PM
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14. Is that you, Sen. Santorum?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:53 PM
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18. nope
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 12:55 PM by SarahBelle
I'm cuter and have girly bits.

edit: Ooops! Well, neither is StoptheMorons as he's cuter too.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:56 PM
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22. How do you know he doesn't?
I mean, I don't think he does. But I haven't looked.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:57 PM
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24. He has box turtle parts.
Anything's possible.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:03 PM
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30. i have box turtle parts?
:scared:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:03 PM
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37. Santorum, silly.
:D
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:58 PM
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26. I think you mean the cat's Dr. Mengele, Bill Frist
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:52 PM
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16. I think about the killing of kittens.
It's terrible. If people only knew what a weirdo I really was.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:53 PM
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17. but what about songbirds?
:cry:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:56 PM
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23. Huh?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:59 PM
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27. you mean you're not reading the 440 post cat thread?
:shrug:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:00 PM
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28. I missed that one.
Link? Does it have naughty parts? :7
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:33 PM
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36. There must be somewhere. Its 440 posts!
Mostly there are condescending tones to people who let their cats outside.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:54 PM
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19. That is horrible.
I get very upset when I think of little animals being hurt, but the thought that it happens all the time always crosses my mind.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:57 PM
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25. It's terrible isn't it.
I need to end my curse.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:03 PM
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31. Is it an obsession?
Do you obsess over animal cruelty? A person suffering from OCD or OC personality will replay these very unpleasant thoughts in their head untill it makes them sick. I have an OC personality and I used to have all kinds of reccurrant, hideous thoughts that would drive me mad
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 02:07 PM
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38. No, no. It's a euphemism.
I would never hurt an actual kitten or puppy.

As I embarrass myself to defend my.... ahem.... honor?
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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7. Mine only rises to gutter level to feed...
So, I can't help you out... I can find something dirty in almost anything...It's a really bad habit. Also, it can be quite amusing. My mind generally stays at sewer level.... :shrug:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:55 PM
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20. I am a low class individual myself
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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9. Is this about me?
:D
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:50 PM
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12. yes
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:51 PM
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15. I thought so.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:55 PM
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21. Actually, 3 steps:
1. vaccum with brush tool.
2. use a lambswool duster sprayed with some Pledge. (you can wash the duster later using some Dawn detergent and then blow dry to fluff up)
3. touch up with a damp dustcloth

Occasionally, go outside and tap duster to get rid of dirt and then respray with Pledge.

The bathtub method works best if you've got the time. Use a dish detergent and a soft brush. Rinse well. A shower sprayer helps.


I have a friend who owns a cleaning business. She swears by lambswool dusters. Bed Bath and Beyond have them.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:07 PM
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32. I wouldn't.
:-)
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:07 PM
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33. Don't do it!!!!!
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste! :evilgrin:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 01:08 PM
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34. Why would you want to?
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