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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:25 AM
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Ahhh my roommate is sleeping and her nose is whistling!!
It's quite annoying, it's also annoying that this is the first time I've been back at my house since 7:45am and she's still fucking asleep at 12:30. I've eaten breakfast and lunch, and made it through two classes, and my day is still not done!

I need to turn up my headphones
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:27 AM
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1. One word
CLOTHESPIN.
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 12:19 PM
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7. Another Word--Humidifier!
even a pot of water on the stove will do a lot to replenish the moisture that you both need to breathe easy (and help fight off colds and flu and static shocks).
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:28 AM
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2. Heloise sez: a french fry in each nostril
will force her to breath through her mouth. Good luck!
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:29 AM
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4. my laughing at your post might have woke her up...
nope, she just rolled over, Damn!
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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:28 AM
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3. Take off the headphones and turn up the speakers.
That'll stop her whistling.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:39 AM
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5. light a string of firecrackers
that should do the trick!
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:56 AM
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6. put some Tabasco sauce in each nostril
won't stop the whistling but it'll be funnier than hell to watch.
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