I hope the inventor of the V8 doesn't visit DU.

[XNASA]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the freakishly large Comte Albert de Dion, Inventor of the V8 engine.

[BurtWorm]

1. Wow! I could have had a V8!

[trof]

8. Here ya go:

[Richardo]

2. ...speaking to the Mayor of Munchkin City

[peekaloo]

3. They both look like Snidely Whiplash.

*smacks head*

[XNASA]

4. Nyah-ah-ahhhhhh......

[trof]

10. Did someone call?

[underpants]

5. Dr.Phil invented the V8?

You learn something new everyday.

[XNASA]

6. The only time that Dr. Phil has been near a wrench....

...was when he got hit in the head with one as a child.

[ET Awful]

7. Let me guess, the big guy invented the V8, and the little dude invented

the inline 4

[XNASA]

9. That makes perfect sense somehow.

I'm nominating you for "Post of the Day".

[ET Awful]

11. Wow. . . you like me,

you really like me

[tjwash]

12. *Snarf* They're both wearing derbies.

I don't know why, but I expect Larry, Curly, and Moe to come out and start cleaning up his shop any second...

[On the Road]

13. A V-8 Engine, You Say? BRILLIANT!

[XNASA]

15. "Smashing! I'll go get the hammer and you, sir.......

...go fetch the absinthe."

[jswordy]

14. HE DAID, not be coming heah!