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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 02:40 PM
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If I already posted this once, forgive me for having a senior...
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My Penis Died Today

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a Nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Barton asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.



"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 02:42 PM
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1. jBwwwwaaa..
hahaahahaha! May dick rest in peace! Or will it be saved by the little blue pill?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 02:43 PM
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2. Ah, I chuckled pretty good at that.
I hope to be a big hellraiser and troublemaker and ball buster in the nursing home.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 05:01 PM
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3. So...
bad.
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