I'm a bad Mama-Jamma. Tell me who you want jacked.

[MrScorpio]

And I'll tell ya how I'll jack 'em.

[swimmernsecretsea]

1. Uh, I have a list. Can I call you back?

Better yet--can I fax it to you?

[ElectroPrincess]

2. Whoa! Is that a flashback from the 70s or what mahn?!?

[ohiosmith]

3. Yo yo, the ho that dissed my bro.

[MrScorpio]

6. She get's a pimp slap

Can't stand no ho who disses yo bro.

[Left Is Write]

4. I can't tell you because I would get in trouble.

[Kikosexy2]

5. are you..

built and stacked? does baby got back?

[MrScorpio]

7. All the above

I'm bad

[sundog]

8. you already know MrS

:grr:

[kitkatrose]

9. You hold him down, and we'll beat him up.

:hi:

[sundog]

10. too tame darlin

I want blooooooood

:P

[kitkatrose]

14. Well, I never said what I'd use for the beating now did I?

:)

[JimmyJazz]

23. Can I watch????

[Kikosexy2]

11. Rodney...

King him...oh nooo!

[sundog]

16. um

:wtf:

Supposed to be funny?

[Kikosexy2]

21. bad humor...

y que?

[MrScorpio]

12. I know who it is

Yes I fucking do.

And I turned HER ass in.

[kitkatrose]

15. Her???

Now, I gotta know. Don't keep it to yourself. Pwease? :)

[MrScorpio]

18. We gotta keep this on the down low

We need to take it private

[kitkatrose]

19. Sure baby doll. You gonna be in chat tonite?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

25. I'll lay it on you then

You know the time

[EstimatedProphet]

13. I need to get my car jacked

Gotta work on the underside.

[MrScorpio]

17. Get to work, Buddy

[Worst Username Ever]

20. The bitch that jacked my shiznit.

[MrScorpio]

26. Tax audit

She won't have any receipts.

The IRS will have her ass.

[donheld]

22. My boss

get her good. :evilfrown:

[MrScorpio]

27. Three rounds with the Middle-Weight Champeeen of the world

Tell her to guard her grill

[JimmyJazz]

24. We could ask you the same question....

Yanumsen? :hi:

[MrScorpio]

28. Sean Hannity

Do yer worst

[sakabatou]

29. Those damn immature football players!

[MrScorpio]

30. Take their ball and go home

Let's see them act up without it.

[sakabatou]

31. Um...

I don't think that'll work... they have a large bin full of balls.

[Nitrogenica]

32. Norm Coleman, please.

[MrScorpio]

33. Permanent coffee and cigarette stains on his teeth

That should do him

[swimmernsecretsea]

34. Ann Coulter

Why didn't I think of this one before?
Suggestion: can it involve that gauche pleather miniskirt she wears? It's a sore point with me.