Is there no better example of poetic justice than a cat taken away

[HEyHEY]

by an eagle or owl?

I can't think of one.

[JVS]

1. Glory to the birds!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. How about a human taken away by a cow?

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3. Has that ever happened?

[JVS]

4. I think the occasional milkmaid has been kicked to death

[HEyHEY]

5. AH!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Dont mean it wont happen

just because it hasnt happened yet.

Apropos of nothing, I read a news story once where
this drunk got stopped with a stolen cow in his car.
He acted surprised to see the cow in his back seat
and told the officer that he had stopped to take a
leak and it must have climbed in while he had his
back turned.

[DrWeird]

9. There was the animal rights activist mauled by a bull.

In some back alley in Spain, they show the video a lot.

That's either poetic justice or poestic irony depending on how you look at it.

Either way, it was poetic.

[DrGonzoLives]

8. Doubt it, but

pigs can get VERY vicious - my dad almost got mauled by one.

Yes, a pig, like the thing that becomes bacon, not a wild boar. A fucking pig. They were probably pissed because he had to castrate all of them.

[HEyHEY]

10. That would piss me off

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. One bitter snowy day, I took pity on the starlings

that were chasing the other birds away from my feeder. I tossed some old biscuits out the front door, with the hope that they'd leave the side yard, where I keep my feeder.

I watched for a moment, smiling at my generosity. Then this hawk swooped down and grabbed one of the boogers for her lunch.

Ain't Nature grand?

[zeemike]

11. Nature has neither shame nor guilt

Because they have not the knowledge of good and evil.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Everyone has to survive, or what's the point?

Animals and Republicans still haven't tried to make an ethical case that deals with this fact.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I was thrilled to help feed them...

Everybody's got to eat, after all.