Advice found in Yahoo boards

[Streetdoc270]

NEOCON CRANK'S POSTING GUIDE
by: firebreathingmoderate (35/M/Norcal) 01/23/05 11:23 pm
Msg: 16315 of 16346
4 recommendations

Congratulations on your decision to post on Yahoo! message boards! Here are some tips to help you spread your message:

1. You will be encountering 'liberals' in your posting adventure. Make sure everyone knows this by using the 'liberal' every second word of your post. Variations such as 'lib', 'libtard', 'libby' are also acceptable.

2. Since most readers have blurry vision, it's helpful to USE ALL CAPS TO HELP OTHERS READ YOUR POST. ALSO, MAKE 'LIBERAL' USE OF THE EXCLAMATION POINT TO SHOW EVERYONE YOUR EMOTION!!!!!!

3. Since neocons hate profanity and are a family-friendly group of folks, please show everyone which words not to use. Everyone should know what the bad words are, and using the profanity filter is for wimps.
Make an effort to get past the filter by judicious use of punctuation (i.e. shi|t, a$$, f@ck, etc).

4. Neocons frequently find themselves on the losing end of debates. Not to worry! If you start losing, just bring up the following points, regardless of whether or not they're on topic:

a. Hillary Clinton
b. abortion
c. the American Civil Liberties Union
d. religion (99.9% of the time fundamentalist Christianity)
e. Feelings about people of different races.
f. Homosexuality

5. If things really go bad on the message board, make a personal attack. Threats to Jews, African-Americans, and Californians can also be used to good effect.

6. Accuse other posters of being illogical and hyperemotional. Then, follow up by threatening them and calling them names.

7. To add subtlety and shock value to your posts, find a way to reference anal sex.

8. LOUDLY proclaim your support for the people of Iraq. Then, in the next sentence refer to them as 'mudsl|mes' or ra&-heads'.

Good luck! With your efforts the US will be 'liberal-free' and populated by like-minded folks. There is no need to go outside, see a movie, talk to people - all of your good works can be accomplished on a Yahoo! message board.


Their profile has links to the Onion and Landover Baptist, so they have a good sense of humor

[ronnykmarshall]

1. I've seen this guy before.

He's great. That's for printing that.

[nickgutierrez]

2. Aren't Yahoo message boards great?

The best source of unintentional comedy this side of GWB...

[onecent]

3. Could you please tell me how to access the yahoo message boards?

I have seriously looked when someone brings them up and I cannot find. (I'm really not totally computer illiterate.(Illiterate doesn't look spelled right, it went thru check spelling, lol)
Thanks.

[nickgutierrez]

4. Go to the yahoo website

Click on one of their news stories.

Click on 'more' to read the whole thing.

At the end of the story, there will be a blue box, with email, post/read messages, and print story options. If you click 'post/read messages', you're taken to the message board section for that article.

[onecent]

5. Thanks.