The Freeper Anthem by Doug From Upland (he really wrote this)

[Zuni]

Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die


Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory


England ruled from afar
Until the brave among them said
We won't accept the tyranny
We'll show them kings are dead
So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born


Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die


Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory


In more recent times some tyrants had sworn they would rule the world
But the strong stood up and fought and with the stars and stripes unfurled
Defeated the Nazis and fascists and communists too


Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die


Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory


Can you hear the FReepers sing
We lift our voices to the sky
And we are swearing to our God
That we will all live free or die


Many brave men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we will stand and fight
We honor their memory

[Fenris]

1. If only they could "live free" AND die.

[goodboy]

4. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GRLMGC]

2. bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

What a douchebag!

[Bluebear]

3. Whoa, I hope he copyrighted that

Someone will steal that from under him and make a ton of money. hahahahahahaha

[WoodrowFan]

5. irony , oh the irony

had the freepers been alive in 1776 they would have all been the most diehard pro-George III loyalists! Had they been alive (and adults) in 1940 they would have been isolationist "American Firsters" or Silver Shirts.

[NYC Liberal]

8. Yeah, and guess who wanted to revolt in the first place?

The Northerners! The immoral New Englanders! LOL, what a bunch of hypocrites!

[Melynn]

11. Of course Freepers would have supported George III

After all, they are supporting George II.

[NYC Liberal]

6. Oh, now THAT'S rich!!

"England ruled from afar
Until the brave among them said
We won't accept the tyranny
We'll show them kings are dead
So they grabbed their weapons and fought and America's born"

Does that include the French?

[McKenzie]

20. England? Excuse me you uneducated Freeper gits

you probably meant Great Britain. You know, Scotland, Ireland and Wales as well as those south of Hadrian's Wall.

[Bunny]

7. So, when is Doug leaving for Iraq?

You know, to stand up and fight for freedom?

Faaaaabulous song, Douggie! :eyes:

[Zuni]

9. can you hear the freepers sing....bwahahahahahahaha

In more recent times some tyrants had sworn they would rule the world
But the strong stood up and fought and with the stars and stripes unfurled
Defeated the Nazis and fascists and communists too

[WoodrowFan]

10. the hard part

is making out WHAT they're singing with all those missing teeth!

[jeff30997]

12. There's something missing in those lyrics...But what ?

Ah ! I got it: Let the eagle soooar !

[zbdent]

13. Damn, think of all those liberal yanks who decided

in the 1860s that slaves should be free.

All the conservatives (then the Dems, but times have changed) seceded . . .

[greendog]

14. Many brave...

... men gave their lives
So that this nation could be free
If we listen to Rush and watch FauxNews
We honor their memory

Can you hear the FReepers squeal
We lift our voices to our TV set
And we are swearing that our God (Rush)
will find the truth and kill it dead

[jonnyblitz]

15. sung to the tune of WHAT...I wonder...LMFAO

anyways I haven't laughed so hysterically hard in a long time.

"CAN YOU HEAR THE FREEPERS SING".....that is too fucking funny...LOL..

[FarLeftRage]

16. That's odd...

It doesn't mention anything about living down in a parent's basement.

[Hand]

17. Har!

Surrounded by stacks of much-thumbed, stained copies of Maxim!

:puke: :evilgrin:

[McKenzie]

18. I can just picture them

glassy eyed and delirious, chanting away. (wish I couldn't though...I'll have nightmares tonight) WTF do you let these mentally ill people mix with those of you who are sane? Don't you have asylums?

Sheesh, you Americans have crap health care policies.

[MrScorpio]

19. Okay, that was pretty lame

I got a little ditty. I call it DRAFT FREEPERS FIRST.

It's a real toetapper

[DrGonzoLives]

21. I bet they jiz their pants every time they sing it

n/t

[deadparrot]

22. Isn't this from Les Miserables? You know, about the FRENCH Revolution?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...:)