HAIKU? HAIKU YOU!

[Khephra]

Many Times You Come Alone
But Expect Room to Follow
Politics Bleed Dry

[SOteric]

1. Senryu, SenrYOU.

To make tax forms true
They should read "Income Owed Us"
And "Incommode You."

[DoveTurnedHawk]

2. Khephra

Khephra is the man
I forgive him anything
Even his Dean love.

:evilgrin:

DTH

[Khephra]

7. Right back at you

It may be a shock
But Dean shit stinks even to me
But some things stink more

[Khephra]

10. I shoulda put a :-) in there

:-)

[SOteric]

3. Birds and Bees

Girls learn from Mother
That sex is just one damp thing
After another.

[Mr. Brown of MD]

4. A self-serving haiku

College Dude News: a
fair and balanced way to say,
"Get on my nuts, Bush"

-CollegeDude
Loves these little things

[SOteric]

5. Dudes, - It's not Haiku

unless it mentions a season.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

6. Not the Haiku I'm Familiar With

There are a bunch of different kinds, IIRC. 5-7-5, no subject limitation is what I learned.

DTH

[SOteric]

12. 5-7-5

is the most common pattern. But it's Senryu. If it mentions a season or some aspect of nature and humanity, it's Haiku.

http://members.tripod.com/~Startag/HkSenDiff.html

[LearnedHand]

8. Our local weekly newspaper...

...had a Haiku contest recently. My ABSOLUTE FAVORITE was one under the "Best NASCAR Haiku" category:

Quit staring at me
From my box of Wheaties
You fucking redneck!

Don't know who wrote it, but he or she should get a Pulitzer!

[HEyHEY]

9. what'd you call me?

[Khephra]

11. Is there a form right?

Upright and correct for all
Does all flow from soul?

[SOteric]

13. High Coo

Farming's just a ball.
To change pumpkins into squash
Simply let them fall.

[DoNotRefill]

14. Spam haiku....

I have a favorite, but it's SO bad (dirty) I can't in good conscience type it in here.

[felonious thunk]

15. Good morning

Good morning to all
Arnold is Hitleriffic
Let's get high with Rush!

felonious thunk

[LWolf]

16. Morning mood pieces.

Sipping my coffee
Tapping away in the dark
Wishing time would stop.

What? You need my time?
Sure, why not. Go get in line.
That's my purpose, right?

Hey wait! Not yet, sun.
As long as you aren't rising,
I don't go to work.