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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:33 PM
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Short bus ate an entire can of baked beans with dinner
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! :o

Any suggestions? Duct tape and plastic? Butt-plug? Beano? Hotel for the evening?

C'mon guys, don't leave me all alone to suffer this gaseous fate... :D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:33 PM
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1. Outside
Get him out!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 09:31 PM
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9. it's entirely too cold outside
and I fear the potentially explosive results of building a fire to sleep beside. Besides, the way my dog's been rippin' 'em today, nobody will ever notice mine. Between the 2 of us, we could do a pretty good 1812 overture. :D
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 09:49 PM
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11. How bout Beethoven's Fifth???
Blat blat blat BLAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!

Blat... blat... blat... BLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:33 PM
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2. Gas mask,
to be certain.
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:33 PM
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3. Gasmasks?
Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 08:35 PM by leftist_rebel1569
Maybe? I dunno...

Edit: oh, and make sure to TURN OFF OR REMOVE ALL SOURCES OF FIRE! You don't want the place to go down in an inferno...:P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:39 PM
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4. Hrm....
wonder what dish I should roast up in my dutch oven tonight...

:D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:42 PM
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5. Seal him a big plastic bubble.
It seems only fair.
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latebloomer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:46 PM
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6. Don't let him in your bed!
And put a towel under the door!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:54 PM
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7. Couch, for one! (for SBP)
You have my sympathies . . .
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 08:58 PM
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8. Put a pup tent in the yard for him to sleep in.
Remember to poke holes in the top first.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 09:45 PM
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10. BUTT-PLUG!!!!
Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 09:46 PM by northwest
Trust me, more guys don't mind it than you think.;-)

On edit: I just want to to use that so I can hear you say tomorrow that you used a butt-plug on Short Bus.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-02-03 09:55 PM
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12. I am very cautious about saying
"never." However, I do not think either of us are in the mood for experimenting with amateur rocketry tonight. ;-)
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