I'm Vincent Van Gogh, ask me anything

[Longgrain]

About paint, poetry, and ploletics...

[Aristus]

1. Dude, what were you ON when you painted "Starry Night"?

:shrug:

[Longgrain]

4. Love, Truth, and Beauty...

I hope I didn't bore you with my answer...

[Aristus]

5. Noooooo, but...................

The swirls, man; the SWIRLS! COSMIC! B-):smoke::hippie:

[brainshrub]

2. Were you reunited with your ear?

[Longgrain]

29. Don't talk to me about my dear...

{Sniff} Long Story...:-(

[fluffernutter]

3. what exactly is ploletics?

[Longgrain]

7. A misspelling

of politics...

Us artist didn't have much time to study spelling...

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Can I have directions to place that you used for Cafe Terrace?

I'd really like to visit it. :)

[Longgrain]

8. Hop aboard the next train...

and you and I shall dine there...

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Sounds lovely!

Just let me put on some shoes...... :P

[Longgrain]

10. I'll put on my hat....

[Shananigans]

11. You are my favorite artist...

but why the ear thing? I mean, seriously, didn't you need that?

[Longgrain]

12. Ah...I'm sorry...

Speak a little louder, I can't hear you...

[JohnKleeb]

13. Is Dutch food any good with paint?

[Longgrain]

14. Yellow Ocher goes great with Dannish...

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

18. I'll take your word

[PartyPooper]

15. Is it true, you did not sell any of your work whilst you were alive?

And, are you the reincarnation of Rembrandt? And, is Longgrain the reincarnation of both of you?

:D

:hi:

[Longgrain]

17. Van Gogh sold two pieces of art. in his life time..

Rembrandt sold many...

Longgrain has already sold one with a second sale pending...

Thanks for your interest P.P. :hi:

[PartyPooper]

21. So, is Longgrain the reincarnation of either Van Gogh or Rembrandt?

Du'ers wanna' know! If so, you'll have collectors lining up for your work.

:D

:hi:

[Longgrain]

24. Actually Peter-Paul Rubens I would say...

we we're both born on the same day of the year...:-)

[PartyPooper]

28. That's way too cool! Peter-Paul Rubens-Longgrain!

:D

:hi:

[Longgrain]

31. I've aways loved the swirls...

and the Rococo pink textures...

Very Rubenesque if you ask me...

[jdots]

16. Vinnie hows it going ?

man would you not believe the bull shit art world now.......Say hello to Tanquay for me and how is Gorky doing ?

[Longgrain]

19. You think the art world is BS today?

You should have checked it out in my day...

[Droopy]

20. How did madness influence your art work?

Do you think your works would have been as priceless as they are had it not been for your unfortunate brain chemistry?

[Longgrain]

32. I've seen the best minds of my generation

destroyed by madness...

[Dr.Phool]

22. Will you lend me your ears?

Marc Antony needs them.

[Longgrain]

35. I only have one left...

So there no way I can lend you my EARS...

[jobycom]

23. Where did you learn English?

[Longgrain]

25. Sadly...

I can't speak a word of French...

The schools I went to did offer it as a corse...:-(

[jobycom]

26. Was that Longgrain or Van Gogh?

Vincent lived in London for a while, but I'm pretty sure he spoke French, too.

I suspect you are an imposter, and are really Thomas Kincaide, pretending once again to be a real artist! Prove yourself! Say something only Van Gogh would say!

[Longgrain]

27. I admit I'm a fraud...

I'm really Gauguin pretending to be Van Gogh...It's just that little prick Vinnie has stolen the spotlight from me long enough...:mad:

[jobycom]

30. LOL

You aren't the one who stole "The Scream," too, are you?

[Longgrain]

36. Yes!

I currently have it hanging over my bed...

It helps me sleep better at night...

[motely36]

33. Are you and Thomas Kinkaid friends?

[Longgrain]

34. Don't tell anyone but

I really am Kinkaid...Van Gogh's a fraud...

[liberalitch]

37. Did you really

encourage paul gogan to leave his family and move to Tahiti?

[Longgrain]

38. Yes...

He was my chief rival...I had to do something to get him out of the country...}(

[edbermac]

39. Was that your ear that was used in Blue Velvet?

I thought maybe you were making a cameo appearance...

[Longgrain]

41. No that's not it

though if if you see it lying around...KEEP IT...

I don't want it back...too many painful memories...:cry:

[WilliamPitt]

40. What?

Get it?

:)

[Longgrain]

42. Did the famous and mighty WilliamPitt

just respond to one of my posts?

:wow:

[Longgrain]

43. Kick...

[maveric]

44. Can you hear me now??

What if I stand on the other side?

[Longgrain]

45. Much better...

That's my good side...:)