Calling Petunia....are you out there?

[OnionPatch]

I wanted my user name to be Petunia because I'm the lonely little petunia in the onion patch. (Surrounded by Republicans in my community, yuck!)

So, I'm OnionPatch now and I've been here at DU for about a year and I've never seen that damn Petunia post a single post!

If you are out there, Petunia, I have a question for you: Do you live in an onion patch?

[Maddy McCall]

1. Don't you know...Petunia is a fat goose who was chased by a raccoon...

in a children's book when I was a kid. (It was a great book,BTW). :-)

[OnionPatch]

2. No, I don't remember that one

But I have a vague memory of a pig.