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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:33 PM
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AAAARRRGHHH!!! Enough with the 'EXTREME' products!
Extreme potato chips! Extreme burgers! Extreme razors! And now, Extreme Toothpaste??? What makes it extreme? Does it contain shards of glass?

What's next? Extreme Metamucil?
</rant>

Sorry, folks. You can go about your business.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:34 PM
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1. Extreme toothpaste?
:wtf:

Mach 3 Turbo Champion in sportscar red?!?!?! I just saw a commercial for that...one more time...:wtf:
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:37 PM
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3. Aquafresh 'Extreme Clean'
Edited on Wed Oct-01-03 09:37 PM by FlashHarry
Just saw the TV spot. I dunno, maybe it contains tungsten carbide granules or lye or something.
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:04 PM
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11. Acid, maybe?
"For that down-to-the-bone clean!"

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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:34 PM
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2. Don't forget about Disney's Xtreme Juice....on second thought, forget
it...it's horrid. Kids hated it..:puke:
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:41 PM
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4. Go here
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:47 PM
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6. This guy again? He's hilarious! Check out his take on Bush!
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:54 PM
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8. LOL
I vote Tic Tacs
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:07 PM
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12. OMFG - good thing I wasn't drinking anything!
When I got home, I anxiously opened the package, stepped back a few feet, and waited for the bar to back flip off of the table and jump into my mouth. The bar just sat there. I couldn't understand: the packaging said "X-TREME" but the Soynut bar seemed incapable of mountain biking.


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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:32 PM
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14. Maddox is a Sage
I don't care if I always agree with him, he can make me laugh no matter what!
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:41 PM
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5. Where do you get Extreme Potato Chips? Those sound good.
nt
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 09:50 PM
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7. I still can't laugh without choking...
And I'm about to have another coughing fit...
Duckie
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:01 PM
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9. if they make Metamucil Extreme, they better make Charmin Extreme
not to mention Tucks Extreme...

I am tired of it too...

Reminds me of Poochie the Dog from the Simpson's

Recycle "TO THE EXTREME!!!"
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FlashHarry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:02 PM
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10. They already do!
It's called sandpaper!

Yep. The Simpsons nailed this thing years ago.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:09 PM
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13. 100 grit EXTREME sandpaper...
let's not forget how important the EXTREME is to our product placement...
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 10:51 PM
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15. My husband and I were just talking about this.
I'm on a personal mission to not consume anything "extreme" or "xtreme". It is getting harder and harder....
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Zhade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 11:05 PM
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16. Seriously. What's next, XTREME Tap Water?
NT!

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