People, people, it's "LibRary", not "Libary"

[franksumatra]

with two "R"'s. I cannot stress this enough.

So get down to the Library and take a few phoenix lessons.

[NYC]

1. Phoenix lessons?

Can we learn to fly at the library?

I don't blame you, though. It drives me crazy when people don't spell library correctly. It means they don't go there often enough.

[Bronco69]

2. The phoenix part was satire.

He meant to write phonics. It's hard to read and write this eerily in the morning. :-)

[NYC]

4. If you are going to write eerily,

it has to be in the mourning.

[Bronco69]

5. You are correct

I was just a little confuscious. :-)

[NYC]

7. That was a good one.

I wasn't expecting that. Thanks for a laugh eerily in the mourning.

[Taxloss]

3. liaison, parallel, de rigueur, and misspelled.

They're the ones that piss me off when they are spelled incorrectly.

[franksumatra]

6. & when they send in the Calvary

Calvary and Cavalry, the two most misused words in old westerns.

But I'm no grate speller mice elf.

[NYC]

8. Deer mice elf,

Did you see the recent Yahoo caption of a picture saying "calvary"?

Link to DU thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2957323&mesg_id=2957343

[franksumatra]

9. Sea, sea what I mean?

It's absolutely bituminous the way the language is being anesthetized.

[NYC]

10. Mrs. Malaprop, is that ewe?

I think that play has been revived. I thought it was hilarious when I read it.

[ucmike]

11. libary is easier to spell, supposably.

[SmokingJacket]

12. And it's FebRuary, not FebYuary.

Thanks!

[franksumatra]

15. and Wed-nes-day, not Wenzday

but I don't personally no anywon who actually ejaculates it that way.

[progressoid]

13. In Febuary, he supposebly ate a samwich in the libary.

Hope them are all nonmisspelt.

[Aiptasia]

14. yeah and its: Nue-clee-us and not nu-cu-lus

My #1 verbal mispronounciation pet peeve.