Office Space should be Rated F

[HeyManThatsCool]

For FUCKING HILARIOUS




It's on Bravo right now...... gotta love it


Umm.. yeah. I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Saturday

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. I need some more pieces of flair on my uniform!

n/t

[frylock]

3. you know, the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear

[HeyManThatsCool]

12. 37 Pieces ARE required

LoL

[SmileyBoy]

2. And Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day... So...

If you have one... You can wear a Hawaiian shirt... M'kay??...

[HeyManThatsCool]

4. I'm going to need to borrow your stapler

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. Milton knew he should have held on to it

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. Did ya get the memo about the TPS reports ?

[baldguy]

7. I...I think you have my stapler!

[HeyManThatsCool]

9. Yes.... I found it

Now it's mine. If Lumberg tries to take it I am going to beat him with it

[HeyManThatsCool]

11. funniest milton line

they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

[barackmyworld]

36. that's, that's the last straw

has to be done in the right voice...

[Cadence]

8. I used to sit by the window and I could watch the squirrels

and they were merry.

[HeyManThatsCool]

10. How funny is that movie?

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

[Cadence]

15. "PC load letter?

What the fuck does that mean??"

and the completely non-pc quote.

"I told those fudge packers I liked Michael Bolton!"

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. I love this line:

"If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. "

[ikojo]

24. YES, my favorite line from the movie and it

absolutely sums up my attitude about being a cubicle rat.

I also like this one.....

"you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"I can't say I've been MISSING work."


Oh how true!

[osaMABUSh]

13. Great....I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to ...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes

[HeyManThatsCool]

14. I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't seen it

or doesn't get it! lol



I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

[HeyManThatsCool]

16. Why has Mike Judge never made a Milton movie?

It would be great.

[Cadence]

17. Maybe he is ....

it says he's in an untitled Mike Judge comedy that's in post production.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0740535/

[HeyManThatsCool]

18. OMG. It's like Christmas

Dare we to hope?

[Cadence]

20. LOL. Too funny.

I'm writing a screenplay that I'm including Office Space type moments in....the stuff I felt they left out. I totally love that movie.

[madrchsod]

19. "fuckn` a"

[Pushed To The Left]

21. One of my all-time favorite movies!

[Cadence]

22. What would you say....you DO ...here?

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills!

[flvegan]

25. Michael Bolton:

There WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and
that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammies.

[GRLMGC]

26. Why should I change my name?

I'm not the one who sucks

[JohnKleeb]

28. haha

Samir Naswellhesnotgonnaworkhereanymore.

[GRLMGC]

32. haha

I love that movie!

[JohnKleeb]

35. I do too

[HeyManThatsCool]

33. I love the Ass Clown quote (n/t)

[Hotler]

27. If I had a million dollars I do two chicks at once.! n/t

[Cadence]

29. Well, I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.

I did nothing... and it was everything I thought it could be!

[JohnKleeb]

30. just a moment

:D.

[SideshowScott]

31. Has anyone at work said you got a case of the mondays?

Naw..( look of utter disgust ) NAW MAN! You would get your ass kicked for saying something like that!

Great film

[HeyManThatsCool]

34. My friend works in a cubicle and he swears to god

that his boss IS Lumbergh- right down to the umm, yeah.