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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:41 PM
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Crap. My homunculus escaped again.
If you see him....would you tell him to get back home. He looks like this.

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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:41 PM
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1. I hate it when that happens....
eom
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:47 PM
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3. How 'bout it. I feel bad because I take him for granted.
But I sure miss him when he's gone.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:43 PM
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2. That isn't him in my medicine cabinet rifling through looking for Rogaine,
is it?

Because obviously I either don't have any, or it doesn't work.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:48 PM
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4. Oh, he doesn't care about hair in the least.
If it don't hurt when you hit it or poke it.....he don't care about it.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:49 PM
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5. That's a modeal scaled for sensory perception, isn't it?
Those are great.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:54 PM
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7. It is. Although.........
There are other, more mystical definitions for a homulculus.

It's said that a person can create one from blood and other secretions and then grow one in a garden or flower pot. It then becomes your own personal 'mini-me', as it were.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:58 PM
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9. I thought it was more like the Picture of Dorian Gray.
Something that would age so you didn't.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:01 PM
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12. I've heard that, but I've also heard that they will live forever......
And they'll come and put flowers on your grave.

:shrug:

I don't know what would be worse.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:04 PM
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14. Euch, sounds creepy to me.
eom

999
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:52 PM
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6. I'll send him back to ya
He flew here and I sent him out for some cupcakes. He should be back soon and I'll send him right back to you.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:57 PM
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8. If you sent him out for food........
He ain't comin' back. Hope you didn't give him a lot of cash....you'll never see it again.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:02 PM
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13. Fuck!!
I gave him a twenty eight dollar bill and told him to bring me change. I must have "sucker" tattooed on my forehead.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:08 PM
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16. Well. He was created to serve me......
He's probably on his way home right now with the $28. You actually did me a favor.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:10 PM
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17. 20 bucks
And 8 bucks in cupcakes.
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DontBlameMe Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:58 PM
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10. Oh, shit! +1 weapons work, don't they?
Houston, we might have a problem.
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HCeline69 Donating Member (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:59 PM
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11. Just erase
the Word on his forehead and he'll crumble into lifelessness.
Ah, hell, that's a golem....
I admit it, I have no idea how to handle homunculi.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:05 PM
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15. They are a lot like golems.
Except that golems are made of clay.

And homunculi are grown in the soil.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:12 PM
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18. His creation must have been an edifying experience.
Couple of people gave him a big hand!


*rimshot* Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:09 AM
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19. Good news. He showed up this morning.
And he brought donuts.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:30 AM
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20. Oh no! My homunculous says
he has lost feeling in his hands and mouth, but the sensation is his private parts is really strong! I wonder if his physical appearance will change accordingly.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:49 AM
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21. I've known guys like that....
n/t
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:24 PM
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22. If you love him, let him go.
If he doesn't return, he was never your homunculus, anyway.
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jdonaldball Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:27 PM
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23. He probably went to a homonculosexual marriage
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