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Ali 'G--keepin' it real

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Ali 'G--keepin' it realUpdated at 9:19 PM
Edited on Fri Jan-14-05 07:57 PM by SHRED
Before a religious discussion panel:

"Is God more powerful than David Blane?"
"Ain't God just like an over-hyped David Blane?"
Referring to Jesus:
"Ain't dat a coincidence that he was born on Christmas day?"
To the catholic Priest:
"Does Jesus really exsist or is it really just your father dressed up?"
In regard to "no room at the Inn":
"Well dat 'cause it was Christmas...right?"
To the Rabbi:
"Why does your religion chop one of your nuts off?"
Then it went into a shaving talk.

OMG I just love Ali 'G!

More: http://www.lando.co.uk /
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   He's the funniest, ballsiest comedian  Dookus   Jan-14-05 07:57 PM   #1 
   Is Ali G gay or bi?  bigwillq   Jan-14-05 07:57 PM   #2 
   I've always wondered that too n/t  HEAVYHEART   Jan-14-05 07:58 PM   #3 
   Last I heard...  CatBoreal   Jan-14-05 08:03 PM   #4 
      Or any day and age...LOL! n/t  SHRED   Jan-14-05 08:06 PM   #5 
      Well, I still think he's cute  bigwillq   Jan-14-05 09:21 PM   #10 
   respek  kohodog   Jan-14-05 08:18 PM   #6 
   Booyah-kasha!  SHRED   Jan-14-05 08:46 PM   #7 
   Can we see da muff?  name not needed   Jan-14-05 09:02 PM   #8 
      More from the article posted...  SCRUBDASHRUB   Jan-14-05 09:18 PM   #9 
         Did you see his picture?  DrWeird   Jan-14-05 09:22 PM   #11 
 
Dookus (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 07:57 PM
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1. He's the funniest, ballsiest comedian
alive.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 07:57 PM
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2. Is Ali G gay or bi?
Just wondering.
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HEAVYHEART (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 07:58 PM
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3. I've always wondered that too n/t
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CatBoreal (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 08:03 PM
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4. Last I heard...
he was engaged to his long term girlfriend. Not that that means anything in this day and age.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 08:06 PM
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5. Or any day and age...LOL! n/tUpdated at 9:19 PM
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 09:21 PM
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10. Well, I still think he's cute
In a weird thugged out way! Isn't he Jewish?
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kohodog (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 08:18 PM
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6. respek
Ali G" Risks Riot At US Rodeo


Check it out.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050113/pe...



Comedian Sasha Baron Cohen has escaped a near-riot at an American rodeo while filming his satirical Da Ali G Show.

According to a report in the Roanoke (Virginia) Times, a man who was introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan - in reality a Cohen character named Borat - appeared at the rodeo over the weekend after organisers agreed to have him sing the national anthem.

After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards ... And may George W Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The Star-Spangled Banner."

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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 08:46 PM
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7. Booyah-kasha!Updated at 9:19 PM
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8. Can we see da muff?
:P
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jan-14-05 09:18 PM
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9. More from the article posted...
The Roanoke Times reported that the crowd turned "downright nasty." One observer said "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him."


Cohen and his film crew were escorted out of the Salem Civic Center and told to leave the premises.


"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," rodeo producer Bobby Rowe told the paper. "They loaded up the van and they screeched out of there."

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11. Did you see his picture?
They showed it on CNN, he's got on a big ten gallon hat and sporting an enormous cheese-eating grin.
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