Explain To Me... EXACTLY What Is Your Agenda?

[arwalden]

[MikeG]

1. I'm trying to push the heterosexual agenda..

On every female I can.

[SCDem]

2. peace and happiness

[ohiosmith]

3. To make it to the next level of consciousness while having as much

fun as possible.

[progmom]

4. 2005 DayMinder® Weekly Appointment Book, 4-7/8" X 8"

Oh wait. I think they're called planners on this side of the Atlantic.


Nevermind

[Solly Mack]

5. To create a world where dust bunnies are free to roam..

for my own personal edification (See Profile)

[dolo amber]

7. You crack me up

:7

[Solly Mack]

9. It's true though :)

lol

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. That's not an agenda

that's REAL vision :thumbsup:

[Solly Mack]

11. I knew you'd understand!

:hi:

[New Earth]

6. peace

and equality for all.

[Maddy McCall]

8. My agenda?

Me love you long time. :loveya: :evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

12. I Believe In Trying To Achieve SMALL Goals First and Gradually Move Up

To larger and larger goals....That's why I want to become the all time master of space-time and dimensions...Then I want to visit Newark.

[Droopy]

13. Damn. I need an agenda. Somebody make up an agenda for me

[StopTheMorans]

16. Droopy's agenda: to rebut all irrational and unfounded prejudices

about those who drive trucks for a living.

[Droopy]

18. Hey that's a good one

And I'm flattered that you remembered that I am a truck driver.

[StopTheMorans]

20. no problem. i remember when you were posting those daily threads

about your experiences as a truck driver, and that you have to work bad shifts now on weekend nights driving SUV parts. i'll have a cold one for you tonight :beer:

[StopTheMorans]

14. eradicate the evil scent of patchouli from the face of the earth for all

time

[GOPBasher]

15. Peace, freedom, prosperity, knowledge and good health for every person.

With a clean environment, so the next generation have a chance at the same.

[BurtWorm]

17. It's not time to answer that question.

It's on page 11 and we're only up to page 5.

[Bertha Venation]

19. Freedom of fur.

I want to start a cattery for mutts. No forced breeding. No inbreeding to develop particular traits. Just mutts. I'll spay/neuter 95% of our cats and let the others go at it & have their babies. Gimme land, lotsa land under starry skies above... don't fence me and my cats in, man.

[Donkeyboy75]

21. OK,

8am go to farmer's market
9am come home and drink coffee
10am read some stuff for work
3pm go see "I Heart Huckabees"
6pm eat dinner
7pm play snooker
9pm veg out
11pm go to bed

at least, that's tomorrow

[dr.strangelove]

22. To rule the world, or at least rue the world.

[B Calm]

23. To save enough money to retire. Thanks to * and cheap labor

cons, it is getting harder everyday to achieve my agenda..

[lapislzi]

24. I am just *trying* to get on with it

Is that so much to ask?

[Left Is Write]

25. Okay, okay.

Friday, Jan 14

6:15 Get up

6:16 Abuse alarm clock

6:20 Make coffee

6:25 Get three-year-old dressed. Immediately change diaper after he messes his fresh one.

6:30 Get five-year-old up

6:35 Hand husband cup of coffee as he goes out the door

6:36 Serve breakfast to little kids

6:38 Wipe up spilled Cheerios from floor. Get a fresh bowl for three-year-old

6:40 Go upstairs to get cleaned up, dressed, and brush teeth

7:00 Make beds

7:10 Put shoes and jackets on little kids

7:15 Load little kids into their carseats

7:20 Drive teenager to school

7:50 Arrive back home, remove jackets and shoes from little kids

7:55 Break up fight between little kids and turn on "The Flintstones" for them

8:00 Eat breakfast, peruse message boards

8:15 Clean up breakfast things

8:20 Unload and reload dishwasher

8:25 Catch weather update on the news

8:30 Fix five-year-old's hair

8:35 Put shoes and jackets on kids

8:40 Load kids into their carseats

8:45 Drive five-year-old to preschool

9:11 Leave preschool, load three-year-old into carseat

9:15 Head to grocery store

9:30 Arrive at grocery store, get three-year-old buckled into shopping cart designed to look like ambulance

9:35 Get a grande nonfat latte and pick up ad circular

10:05 Finish grocery shopping, check out

10:15 Deposit several checks at the bank; withdraw cash for the weekend

10:20 Load groceries into the car, load three-year-old into carseat. Wipe chocolate muffin off his hands and face with baby wipe.

10:35 Arrive home. Unload three-year-old from car. Once again wipe chocolate muffin off his hands and face with baby wipe.

10:37 Unload groceries from car

10:42 Unpack groceries and put away. Stop three times to accomodate requests for fruit snacks, toast, and chocolate milk

11:00 Wipe down counters

11:02 Carry plastic grocery bags to garage

11:05 Notice the garbage collection has taken place; bring garbage can and recycling bin back to garage

11:10 Eat portion of chocolate muffin previously mangled by three-year-old

11:12 Check message boards

11:22 Change three-year-old's diaper. Put his shoes on while at it.

11:25 Load three-year-old into carseat

11:26 Head to preschool to pick up five-year-old

11:33 Arrive at preschool. Carry sleeping three-year-old in to pick up five-year-old.

11:38 Load sleeping three-year-old back into car. Tie five-year-old's shoes, then buckle her into carseat

11:47 Arrive home, carry sleeping three-year-old to couch. Try to take his shoes off without waking him

11:50 Prepare peanut butter sandwich and glass of milk for five-year-old.

11:52 Set out Play-Doh to keep her busy after she eats lunch

11:55 Begin workout

12:40 Wipe sweat. Drink bottle of water almost all in one shot.

12:45 Prepare peanut butter sandwich and glass of milk for three-year-old. Put Play-Doh away so he doesn't eat that too.

12:50 Open door to discover teenage boy wanting to take teenage daughter to lunch. Apologize for being sweaty.

12:55 Start movie for little kids

1:00 Heat up lunch

1:05 Start different movie for little kids

1:07 Get Play-Doh back out again

1:08 Get crayons and color books

1:09 Heat up lunch again

1:11 Pour new glass of milk for five-year-old

1:12 Sit down to lunch, peruse message boards

1:15 Get up to answer phone call

1:18 Sit down again, discover lunch is cold

1:19 Heat up lunch again

1:20 Break up fight over who gets which color of Play-Doh.

1:22 Sit down to lunch

1:25 Get up to stop movie. Put shoes and jackets on children and send them out to play

1:30 Finish cold lunch

1:37 Let kids in, remove shoes and jackets

1:42 Make fat-free chocolate pudding

1:45 Sit down to read message boards. Wonder why children are so quiet.

1:55 Children are still quiet. Get dish of chocolate pudding.

2:00 Check on children to discover them miraculously playing quietly together

Sometime after 2:00 pm Type out today's agenda

2:37 Get up to accomodate two requests for chocolate pudding



Welll......you asked......Want to know what's on my agenda for the REST of the day?

[HEyHEY]

26. To get your sister in bed

:shrug: