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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:45 PM
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i've got a nice sized gash on my forearm
and i haven't the sLightest idea where it came from.

you wanna take a guess? it'LL be as good as mine (and may make think of going to a doctor).
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:46 PM
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1. when you opened your computer to upgrade the memory
you caught your arm on the metal case.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:46 PM
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2. Sleepwalking?
:shrug:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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8. possibLe
i didn't even notice untiL i was sitting at work drinking my 2nd cup of coffee this morning. i thought maybe i scratched it, but it's kind of too big to be a scratch.

:shrug:
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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3. You're turning into a butterfly
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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4. lay off the drugs amigo
knowing you, you were probably "high" on something and you got knifed by a homeless guy after trying to steal his coffee :P
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:51 PM
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14. preposterous
a homeLess guy with a cup of coffee (that sureLy isn't from starbucks)?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:47 PM
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5. One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle?
What?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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6. cat? gf?
is it bleeding?

poor sniffa :hug:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:52 PM
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16. it was probabLy ronnie
he gets feisty. :P
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:57 PM
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20. I gotta trim my nails.
Sorry baby.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:59 PM
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21. that's ok
don't stop biting though. :loveya:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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7. You found the WMDs? n/t
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:55 PM
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18. nope
they're not in there

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:48 PM
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9. Leprosy ?
Or maybe you're a cannibal and you eat yourself in your sleep.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:49 PM
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11. sleepwalking self cannibal.
I like it!

:D
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:50 PM
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13. i do, do that
but the gash is Longer than my bite.
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:49 PM
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10. House haunted? They like to scratch
according to a dumb TV show I saw recently
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:56 PM
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19. scratchy ghosts?
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:07 PM
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24. Yup, the ghosts wanted to get rid of their humans
so apparently long scratch marks would "mysteriously appear" on the people of the house. I love those haunting shows (usually on the Learning or History channel!). I'd like to think I'll be a little more imaginative when I haunt people.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:13 PM
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27. freddy krueger did that too
i don't fuLLy wake up untiL a few hours after Later, so i don't even know if it happened at home/during sLeep.
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:50 PM
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12. The gin bottle bit you.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:52 PM
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15. You choked on a pretzel.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 02:53 PM
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17. that's a good cover story
for the bruises dick Leaves
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:00 PM
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22. Chupacabras?
Sasqui?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:01 PM
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que?
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:07 PM
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25. Chupacabras.
Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 03:11 PM by DrWeird


Sasquatch

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:01 PM
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23. a clown attack?
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:07 PM
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26. Sleep-ninja-fighting?
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:17 PM
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28. It's the scar
from the implatation of your electronic tag. Now your every move is monitored.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:19 PM
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30. finaLLy
someone guessed the most obvious answer!

i now have the chip attached to my uLner. it's painfuL.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 03:19 PM
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29. That reminds of the book "Cock and Bull"
by Will Self, only the gash was on his leg.
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