Stewie is my God!

[Rabrrrrrr]

"All I need to do is build a machine to control the global environment . . . The forecast for tomorrow? A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of DOOM!"


and more. I worship him! He's so deliciously evil!

[JohnKleeb]

1. Stewie Griffin?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Yep

Love him!


"Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables."

"Rest assured you relentless harridan, I expect I shall finish them ALL off! And you as well!"

[JohnKleeb]

5. damn you vile woman

I love that show

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Technically, my first act of violence was that time bomb I left

in your uterus before I came out. Happy 50th birthday, Lois!

[Cush]

2. Stewie rocks

he needs his own show

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. yes, I just got the Family Guy DVD

It's an even better show than I remember it being.

Stewie (after reading the Bible) "I love God, he's so deliciously evil."

:)

[anti_shrub]

6. Omnipotence, I gotta get me some of that!

Stewie for Governor!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready.

Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be DAMN GRATEFUL for it. Starting right . . . ungh . . . ungh . . . . . . . . . .ungh . . . . well, not now. But SOON!"

[anti_shrub]

8. The best Stewie episode

Is when he's trying to keep his parents from having another baby.

I love when Brian catches him with lipstick on...

"Wow, the evidence is really piling up"

[JohnKleeb]

10. lol

"wouldnt it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual"
I think Stewie is closest gay honestly, I told my friend and he was like really?

[anti_shrub]

11. In the commentaries for Season 3

Seth MacFarlane says that Stewie being gay would have become a bigger plot point had the series went further.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. We might get more Family Guy -

Just read at a website that Seth McFarlane has been negotiating with FOX for more FG episodes, and/or possibly a FG movie for straight-to-DVD.

Woo hoo!

Sadly, I didn't save the URL, and don't feel like looking for it.

[Fixated]

9. ....

"Want some ice cream, birthday boy?"

"Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. ROTFL!

Yes, I LOVE that one!


"I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who'll probably abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim"

[HEyHEY]

13. Prepare to die brocolli!

[curlyred]

20. Mother says you're good for me......

But I'm no good for you!

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. "Why you tottering &#^$-sucked dewberry,

I'm going to go find something to strike you with, excuse me."

(sounds like he says fen-sucked, but I don't know what that means)

[Nailzberg]

15. Good news, Flappy, I've decided not to KILL you.

Click, click, pancake bloody click.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. "He lured me down to the park with promises of candy

and funny stories."

[zls44]

19. Greatest of all...

"Well then, my mission beomces clear...the Brrrrrrrroccoli must DIE!"

(close up of broccoli with ominous music)

[CanuckAmok]

21. Disinterested waiter in chicken costume: "enjoy your dinners"...

Stewie: "Yes, and enjoy your studio apartment".

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. LOL!

Gotta love 'em. You just gotta love 'em. Great writing.

[SmileyBoy]

22. "YOU!! You seem to know all the names in this poorly acted farce..."

"...who is she???"

Chris: "You know her. That's Meg!!!"

"MEG!!! You VILE smelling girl!! You are not to touch ANY of my things!!!! Dirty, dirty girl..."

[CanuckAmok]

23. Oh my god, I'm having sex with a pig--I've become my father" n/t

[Richardo]

24. The funniest thing is I can't read any of these and NOT hear his voice...

HA! :D