Learning your ABC's - For Men Only

[Submariner]

You wimmens can't peek. This is a continuing education course for men worth 10 CEU's.

http://www.stanford.edu/~whsu/abc.html

[ForrestGump]

1. That was very worthwhile. I am truly amazed at how much can be learned

from this forum. And this has to be one of the most thought-provoking things that I have yet seen on DU, even in the GD forum....well, actually, especially in comparison to the GD forum.

I have somehow just really.....what's the word?....yes....connected...I have connected with a part of myself that I thought was long lost. I feel an intense need to head into the woods now and beat a drum. Or something.

Thank you. You are a great man.

[KCDem]

2. why do I always fall for this crap?

That bit about me not being allowed to peek aroused my curiosity. Next time, say "boobs aplenty" or something like that.

Hm, I'd like to see something like that about men... maybe with that song from Sesame Street... "One two three FOUR five six seven eight NINE ten eleven twelve." mmm, picturing it now.

[ForrestGump]

3. Alarm! Alarm! One of THEM took a peek! Circle the Ferrari Testeronas!

And she even had the audacity to use the word 'aroused'! Is nothing sacred.....

I do kind of like her idea, though, but I'm having trouble counting high enough....can I use my toes, as well?

[TXlib]

6. You are a naughty, naughty girl, KCDem!

:spank:

Just WAIT 'til I get home!

[SOteric]

4. Oh Phurphoo.

As. If.

[TXlib]

7. Oh, I don't know. I rather liked it.

But then again, I have a Y chromosome, so my dumbstick is leading me here.

[BritishHuman]

5. I have just returned from a lunchtime drink with my officemates

And we all wish to tender our profound thanks.

[SOteric]

8. Does this mean...

Your verbal skills will be taking yet another dramatic turn for the better?