How many DUers have you had sex with

[Renew Deal]

besides Dookus?

[notadmblnd]

1. Sadly..

none.

[Lenape85]

14. Me neither

[SKKY]

2. Literally? Or just in my mind?

[Renew Deal]

3. lol

Both

[SKKY]

Ok then, None on the first, and about 56 on the second part.

I have a very vivid imagination, vivid I tell ya!

[noshenanigans]

4. How have I been missing out on this hotbed of offers?

I'm a hot, happening lady.. kids think I'm hip. What's up, fellas?

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Just myself n/t

[blueknight]

9. im still waiting

on "noshenanigans" to offer

[livinginphotographs]

6. 1.

His name was livinginphotographs. He was awesome!

[qnr]

7. Depends. My wife lurks. Does she count? n/t

[Misunderestimator]

8. self delete

never mind

[Shadowen]

10. All of them.

Every single one.

I am a stud and my genitals are shriveled from overuse.

[RagingInMiami]

11. what is your definition of sex?

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. Is there some DU orgy that I'm missing out on?

cause I want in! I just finished looking at the DU picture thread and I likes what I see...rar!

[Wapsie B]

13. There's a whole 'nother sexual community

around these parts unbeknownst to many of us.

[slutticus]

15. 1.

But I have high aspirations...

[slutticus]

16. Wait...do I count myself?

Then 2.

[AwakeAtLast]

17. None, and it will stay that way.

You know, husband and all.

[Renew Deal]

20. Unless

he joins DU. hmmmmm

[AwakeAtLast]

21. I've tried, it's just not his thing

But he does tell things to post sometimes.

[Shananigans]

18. You mean I have to count?

Let's see here...

....

...


Yup, it's still 0. But I'm waiting for offers. I'm single and I LIKE SHANanigans (but no shenanigans!)

[RetroLounge]

19. Counting myself?

1

RL

[sundog]

22. 46.5

[Tweed]

23. Isn't there some website called Democratic Underwear or something?

It's suppose to be a place that's open to sex threads and like DU?

[Tweed]

24. Guess not

[Moderator]

25. Locking...

No Sex Threads.

-DU Moderator