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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:17 PM
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How are Republicans like elephants
They get REALLY old, they never mate, and it takes a long time to clean up their shit when they are done.
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:19 PM
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1. Now your not being fair....
Of course they mate...it just isn't a very pretty sight.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:20 PM
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2. And they have trouble figuring out HOW to mate.
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:20 PM
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3. Good one - hee hee hee!
:toast:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:29 PM
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4. Stampeding herd mentality.
Also, if you get them when they're young and severely limit their freedom, they'll be docile most of their life and just follow whoever they think their leader is.

And don't forget, elephants are extremely LOUD when they are having a disagreement.
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Goldeneye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:44 PM
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5. They use their noses to spray water all over themselves?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:03 PM
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7. one of the most poignant things I read in the tsunami was the
temple elephants near I believe it was Banda Aceh. They cried and tried to get away before the water came and they did. They were later found walking through the water without their mahoots, picking up people and putting them on their backs.

I adore elephants. Imagine a repig doing that for someone, helping them out of despair and danger. Never would happen. Its too bad the bulk and size of elephants front such a criminal organization. Elephants are wonderful.
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:02 PM
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6. Comparing elephants to republicans
is an insult to elephants! :grr:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:05 PM
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8. Elephants have excellent memories, Pubbies can't forget Clinton
:shrug:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 10:34 PM
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9. Elephants have more heart than most republicans
i'd almost be science would prove that.
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