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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:12 PM
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OMG! Bush has a GOLD TOILET!
Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!


That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"


Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:12 PM
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1. LOL
LOL !
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spooked Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:13 PM
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2. LOL Thanks for the laugh
n/t
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:14 PM
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3. too funny!!!!
I was suckered 'til the end!!!!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:14 PM
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4. Hahahahahahahahahaha
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lasttrip Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:16 PM
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5. lol. needed that. thanx.
:hippie:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:24 PM
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6. Love it! Probably not too far off either! nt
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:28 PM
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7. LOL
I didn't see it coming -- the best kind of jokes.
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:31 PM
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8. Been needin' a chuckle............LOL........Thanks it worked :-)
:loveya:
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 PM
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9. Hahahaha
Cute :D
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:49 PM
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10. Funny!
:thumbsup:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:05 PM
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11. Priceless
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