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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:42 PM
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If We Are All God's Children, What Makes Jesus So Special?
I heard that on TV from a comedian. I would give him credit, but I can't remember his name.
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:46 PM
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1. Chuckles ....
Ok .. Im LMFAO now ...

That is hilarious ....
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:47 PM
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2. Marketing.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:50 PM
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3. Jimmy Carr?
;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:51 PM
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4. God porked Mother Mary directly. We're all inbred from Adam and Eve.
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 07:51 PM by HypnoToad
:evilgrin: THAT is why Jesus is special. He's not inbred.

Edit: Spelling :-(
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:52 PM
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5. nuh uh....
God was too gay to do it himself. He sent the Holy Ghost.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:51 PM
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8. If God was gay, who'd he snorkel the sausage with?
:shrug:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 09:22 PM
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10. which leads to the interesting theological question...
could God make a cock so big, even he couldn't suck it?
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Thurston Howell IV Donating Member (436 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:33 PM
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6. It's like the Smothers Brotheres skit
"Mom always liked you best."

It is pretty evident that God plays favorites.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:46 PM
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7. Anyone who can turn water into wine gets a seat at the head of the table
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 08:47 PM by Hardhead
:beer:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 08:55 PM
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9. In all seriousness, for me it's the bit about putting the needy and the
poor at the head of the line. :)

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/
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