OK, I'm watching The Village right now, someone please tell me

[cags]

what those things in the red cloaks are?

[bigwillq]

1. You'll find out soon enough

Let me know what you think about the movie.

I have mixed feelings about it.

[gottaB]

2. possible spoiler

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boogeymen

[Misunderestimator]

3. SPOILER ALERT...

It's the Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood's cloak... shhhhhhhh

[Philly Buster]

4. I could tell you but I'd have to kill you

Actually telling you would ruin the movie for you

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

5. lol! Can't tell you! lol! n/t

[HeeBGBz]

6. What ARE they?

Do come back and tell us your thoughts on the movie afterward. Hehehe

[salvorhardin]

7. A lame plot device

Sorry!

I'm one of those who hated this movie.

[cags]

8. Oh Come On, Pleeeeaaaassseee.

[Dookus]

10. well... since you can't "spoil" a crappy movie

they're villagers dressed up as monsters to scare people so they don't go exploring and discover they live in a forest in Pennsylvania in modern times.

[HeyManThatsCool]

11. I hated that movie

I knew 20 minutes in what the "surprise" was.

Soooo much of a letdown.

[Dookus]

13. me, too

I actually liked Signs and Sixth Sense, but this was just lame.

[HeyManThatsCool]

15. I totally loved

Signs and the Sixth Sense.


The Village blew donkey dick

[alphafemale]

18. I pretty much figured that out from the "Trailers"

But then I was still miffed at wasting good money and time on "Signs" too...So I asked myself, "What could be the stupidest possible ending to these plot points?"

[HeyManThatsCool]

25. Dang

I loved Signs

[cags]

12. You better not be trying to fool me.

[Dookus]

14. As William Hurt would say...

I'm..... not..... trying to..... fool................................................. you

[Misunderestimator]

16. why lie about it like that?

[slutticus]

9. Al Qaeda

Or any terrorist organization of your choice.

[tjdee]

17. Adrien Brody is hot.

But not in this film.

Actually, yeah he is.

[cags]

19. Oh My God, Who or what is in the woods with her!!!!!!!!!!

[Dookus]

20. a villager....

sheesh!

[HeyManThatsCool]

21. that was the best part

of that whole shitty movie.


That said- I knew which villager it was right away

[HeyManThatsCool]

22. There were more holes in that plot

than in Bush's brain

[cags]

23. You should see the looks on my 13yr old and her friends faces!!!!!!!

[HeyManThatsCool]

24. Wait til u see

How pissed they are at the end.

I almost asked for my money back

[cags]

26. That ending bites!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

27. Don't give the hack anymore money

I'm personally done with MKS

[Merrick]

28. Seriously. What a pretentious clod.

[tjdee]

29. I hate M. Night Shymalan and his egotistical pompous hack writing....

Some of his actual directing is okay, and the idea of each picture is slightly intriguing, but his writing is so, so horrible.

It hurts.

And, I hate his stupid cute "lookie me, I'm just like ol' Hitchcock, putting myself in every film! Isn't that cute?"