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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:39 PM
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I hate clipping toenails
The little clipped pieces fly everywhere.

You'd think tonails would have been phased out by now. What useful purpose do they serve anymore? All I do with mine is paint 'em, clip 'em, sweep 'em up and throw 'em away. Then they grow back and I do it again. Seems kinda pointless.
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frogbison Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:00 PM
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1. Obviosly you've never
dropped a rock on your toe. Sweet Lord, it HURTS!!!! But, it would hurt even more without your friendly toenail protecting those "little piggies!"
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:47 PM
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7. Wow, evolution thought of everything.
I guess there is a purpose for the toenail, after all.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:02 PM
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2. Then don't cut them!
I don't. The nails on my two big toes are getting really long. Actually, I want them to keep growing. I want to be in the Guiness Book of World records for the longest toenails! :hi:
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frogbison Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:36 PM
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3. So, have you seen the pictures
of that guy from India? Also, unless you reside in a warm climate and can live without shoes, I wouldn't recommend it.

You see, I too wanted to beat this particular record, but decided I would rather be able to walk...
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:37 PM
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4. Ut-Oh
haven't seen the pic and I'm walking just fine right now.
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:44 PM
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6. I have a feeling your long toenails aren't long for this world.
Just wait until you "stab" your boyfriend with them by accident in bed at night. Ouch. That's usually all it takes for me before I make my husband clip his. If he didn't do it, I would. Getting stabbed by a toenail is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Or maybe it's just me.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:49 PM
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8. I rub my toenails against my b/f on purpose when we're in bed
He hates it! :P
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:39 PM
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5. You can let them grow like Howard Hughes!
Aren't you supposedta clip them into a trash receptacle of your choice?
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