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revree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:46 PM
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Wouldn't it be great if we could sell Bush to another country on eBay?
A girl can dream...
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:47 PM
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1. already have, they keep sending him back.
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SnowGoose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:48 PM
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2. Dang! Can you imagine the negative feedback you'd get?
F--- buyer beware! Bid on a president, received a chimp!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:49 PM
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3. What other country would take him?
We'd have to pay THEM. And since he's made the country broke, we can't do that either.
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:51 PM
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4. we'd pay the postage. AND throw in the delivery confirmation.
Definitely would want to have that.
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Zero Gravitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:53 PM
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5. How much
would we have to pay the country to take him off our hands? I will contribute to the fund, but finding a country willing to accept him will be very difficult.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:00 PM
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6. For Sale: POTUS
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 05:03 PM by Catshrink
To the highest bidder (literally). Hereditary heir of the Bush Family Evil Empire. Specializes in bailing out of companies before they fail and making a tidy profit. Also, recipient of major largesse from his daddy's friends and associates. Although allegedly under the influence of the Saudi royal family, no link has been proven (Prince Bandar is just another Bush family toady).

Former member of the Texas Air National Guard and of the Alabama National Guard (maybe, but no one can prove it either way). Graduate of Yale and Harvard, but don't hold those fine institutions of higher learning responsible for an apparent lack of intellect. That is a byproduct of a misspent youth.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:07 PM
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7. Oh, gosh. The only reason any country
would place a bid, would be so they could put him on trial.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:08 PM
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8. who'd take a used monkey?
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arkie dem Donating Member (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:19 PM
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9. Does eBay allow you to sell
piles of SHIT...???
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:19 PM
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10. Who would take him?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:20 PM
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11. I couldn't take advantage of another country's stupidity like that.
Sometimes I hate being a liberal. :P
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:21 PM
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12. I'd feel too guilty about it
Pushing shoddy crap on unsuspecting people...
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 05:28 PM
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13. We've tried. The highest bid we got was 50 cents, even with
the "Buy It Now!" on.

Stupid people keep shipping him back, too.
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