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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:22 PM
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Ha!
I just opened a drawer in my bathroom a little further than usual to replace the soap in the dispenser. So afterwards, I try to shut the drawer and it doesn't shut. I reach behind the drawer and there is a wad of damp and dishevelled porn magazines back there. Sure it's mildly digusting (I broke out the cleaning gloves for this one), but I found it strangely hilarious to discover a previous tenant's porn stash.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:23 PM
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1. hehehe... pr0n...
So... what kinda mags?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:24 PM
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2. Pretty tame--mostly Playboy from what I could see (nt)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:25 PM
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3. Oh, ok... thanks.
:boring:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:38 PM
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4. The actual porn was the least exciting part of the whole affair (nt)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:40 PM
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5. What does it say about a person
when he spanks it to something so boring there's really no need to hide it to begin with - and he hides it anyway?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:41 PM
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6. Not to mention this is essentially a one-bedroom unit
He was doubtless hiding it from the Lord God.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:43 PM
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9. Um, girlfriend?
The most vehemently anti-pr0n people I've known have been girlfriends. For some reason the wives I've known well enough to discuss this with don't really care.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:46 PM
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11. I can't make sense of that either
To me a guy who would rent this apartment could not both own Playboys and have a girlfriend. I can't picture it.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:42 PM
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7. That he lived with someone with an extreme aversion to pr0n?
huh huh huh... spanks it... huh huh huh huh huh
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:43 PM
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8. Seriously...
Playboy's are something that you can leave out on your coffee table when grandma visits. Why hide such vanilla porn? Unless it was a teenager hiding it from mom...
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:44 PM
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10. All my porn is from 1985
Every time I clean the closet out, I take it down and paruse. Can't seem to throw it away though. It's getting funnier every year.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:47 PM
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12. Funny porn mag story
Years ago, when I was with my criminal ex husband, a friend of his gave him a stack of really gross porn mags that he had found at the dump (this guy used to root through the dump looking for 'good stuff' that people had tossed out).

They were really nasty, most of them featuring wierd fetishes and abnormally sized body parts (use your imagination) and hubby simply threw them in a drawer and forgot about them.

Months later, the police raided our house (those were NOT fun days) and all I could think of as I stood on the lawn watching them pour into the place with dogs and about 32 officers was, "please don't find the magazines!"

They did, of course, but had the grace not to say anything to me about them. ~sigh~
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:49 PM
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13. Even the peripheries of your story are way better than all of mine
:D
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:56 PM
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14. My stories are a lot more fun to tell than they were to live
Though there was a certain surreal intrigue to them at the time.
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