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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:46 PM
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silly titles, part 2
the first part was taking a while to load...you can find it here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

so I thought I'd recap the titles and start another thread: If you want a silly title, post here and I'll dream you up one.

Titles conferred thus far:


Skinner: Mad Slinger of Sharpened pencils, Confounder of Lost Tourists

Cally: Hurler of the Sharp Cheddar of Death, He(or she) Who is Individually Sliced

Meegbear:Enigmatic Target, The One with the Moebius Soul No-Pest Strip

whoisalhedges; Valiant Buckler of Swash and Trimmer of Shrubbery

soothsayer: Digitalmatrix Maven of Destruction and Countess of Comfortable Shoes

matcom: Holder of the Eel of Treachery/ Nordic Pizza Chef

neweurope :Dervish of Pointless Wanderings

cryingshame:Awesome Swinger of Off-balance Weapons/ Master of Small Pastries!

NamVetsWeeLass:Enrapturing Angel of Confusing Beauty/ Errant Cab driver

pres2032pres2032: Rustler of N'er-do-wells and Corrosive Mailperson

sniffa:Somnabulent Zombie of Really Bad Hair Days/Crusher of Whiners

billyskank: Incandescent Diviner of Lost Ballpoint Pens

Commie Pinko Dirtbag: Maestro of Chiascuro Machismo

da_chimperor: Compeller of Dark Mysteries and Dishwasher of Death

AverageJoe: Liege of Lunacy/Mad Sorter of Laundry

bowens43; Astral Diesel Mechanic, Deranged Furniture Mover of Despair

TN al: Grand Arbiter of Broken Velcro and Crusher of Cardboard Boxes

and to your wife (whose name I don't know):

Grand Inquisitor of Inappropriate Action Figures and Herder of Testosterone

GOPBasher: Mage Adept of Cursed Magics, Crazed Collector of Pushpins

EstimatedProphet: Treacherous Instigator of Endless Monopoly Games

Richardo: Warder of the Wastelands, Unspeakable Trimmer of Toenails

eyesroll: Exasperator of Enemies, Sardonic Sultan of Sarcasm

Lavender Brown: Subtle Swordsman of the Vorpal Blade, Tacker of Loose Carpeting

Briarius: Master Conduit of Datastream Energy/ Deadly Pet Groomer

Bertha Venation: Voluptuous Kitten of Carnage/ Feared Master of Cribbage

Fifth of Five: Vaulted Vixen of Books Too Heavy To Throw, Mistress of Knotted Shoestrings

MissMillie: Learned Lady of Liederhosen, Knight Templar of Stale Cheese Doodles

StopTheMorans: Apocryphal Zombie of Dust, Straightener of Crooked Pictures

huskerlaw: Scoundrel Scourge of the Wayward Seas/Killer of Toupees

Mistress Quickly: Medieval Mistress of Vague Vengeance/Princess of Painful Puns

bobbobbins: Fearsome Wielder of Things that Will Poke Your Eye Out, Royal Runner With Scissors

Aristus: Baron Kheldar of the Kiddie Waterslide/ Evil Parking Valet

LWolf: Paradoxical Goddess of Dimensional Conundrums!

txaslftist: Ubiquitous Unscrambler of Erstwhile Enigmas

Bouncy Ball: Grand Duchess of Polite Procrastination and Liberator of Lost Luggage

KitchenWitch: Emancipator of Shanghai'd Cookies, Valiant Champion of Stubborn Toasters

greyfox: Diabolical Hider of The Royal Remote Control and Slinger of Rusty Razor Blades

ps1074: Paladin of Peanut Butter/ Lunatic Lighter of Other People's Cigarettes

auntAgonist: Libidinous Launcher of Lopsided Projectiles, Mistress of Marble Mayhem

rbnyc: Avenging Angel of Acronyms, Dread Disruptor of Congo Lines

El Fuego: Harbinger of Exploding Chocolate-covered Cherries

flvegan: Unholy Inflictor of Tiny Paper Cuts

fluffernutter: Duke of Dastardly Lane Changes, Vicar of Tight Underwear

youngred: Dauphin of Deep-seated Doubt, Admiral-elect of the Siberian Stock Exchange

kmla: Outrageous Prime Minister of Mental Torture/ Keeper of the Petting Zoo

Lone_Star_Dem: Winsome Whistling Avenger, Lady Vermillion of the Squared Squirrel

Left Is Write: Ambiguous Ambassador of Ambidextrousity, Countess of Corn Dogs

Longgrain: Virulent Lord of the The Order of The Hapless Genome, Sprite of Unmatched Socks

Lenape85: Satyr of The Saroyan Cigar, Citizen General of the Marching Band Groupies

name not needed: The Enigmatic Unknown Knight of Sausages, Composer of Metallic Requiems

Tyler Durden: He Who Has Never Received An Atomic Wedgie, Exalted Comrade of Collectivized Lawn Gnomes

Biased Liberal Media: Treacherous Damsel of Intestinal Fortitude, Guileless Gendarme of Unrepentant Grocery Cashiers

Amaya: Royal Ringletted Reclaimer of Discarded Threads, Her Highness, Champion of Oppressed Tailors


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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:56 PM
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1. Me me me ! My kingdom for a title !
(If it can help I'm French Canadian but please no Freedom fries).
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:45 AM
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10. jeff30997:
I hereby confer upon thee:

jeff30997: Grand Conquistador Bicycle Repairman of Canada, Mighty Malodorous Squisher of Heads!
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:05 PM
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2. I would like a title that will convey the beauty of my gayness
please. :-)
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:42 AM
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9. Bronco69:
I hereby confer upon thee:

Bronco69: Diamond Duke of The Lamda Battalion, Rustler of N'er-do-wells and Charming Man-About-Town
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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:50 PM
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3. Allll-rightty!
Allll-rightty!


I need a bit of visceral silliness this afternoon. Have at it! Edify me or humiliate me with the Title I will have engraved upon my tombstone... or made into a bumper sticker for my car-- your choice...

:)

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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:47 AM
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11. LanternWaste:
I hereby confer upon thee:

LanternWaste: Count-Palatine of Rotten Tomatoes, Frightening Visage of Final Destiny
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:52 PM
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4. Go Ahead... TITLE ME!! N/T
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:50 AM
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13. Ekirh
I hereby confer upon thee:

Ekirh: Viscount Marauder the Excessively Horrible, Manipulator of Joints Out Of Socket
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:27 PM
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5. I'm not tit less
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:52 AM
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14. jhuth:
I hereby confer upon thee:

jhuth: Imperator Magnificado of the Improbable Solutions to Difficult Crossword Puzzles, Importuner of Mermaids
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:28 PM
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6. Me PLEASE??
:yourock:!!!
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:54 AM
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15. Revolutionary_Acts04:
I hereby confer upon thee:

Revolutionary_Acts04: Tsar of Unopenable Pickle Jars, Vicarious Enabler of Incompetent Shoe Shine Boys
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:32 PM
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7. Bigwillq:
Go ahead, I'll be waiting for a response! :hi:
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:56 AM
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17. bigwillq:
I hereby confer upon thee:

bigwillq: Grand Emperor of Milling About Before An Opera, Invincible Holder of Damsel's Coats
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:33 PM
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8. My turn....my turn!!!
Give me a good one...
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:59 AM
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18. charlyvi:
Edited on Wed Jan-12-05 11:00 AM by Lerkfish
I hereby confer upon thee:

charlyvi: Incorrigible Archduchess of Finger Pulling, Diviner of Secret Contingency Plans

(corrected gender)
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:50 AM
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12. I want one!!!
Something that conveys the fact that I am a student at UWSP, one of the drunkest campuses in the UW system. I also play for a top ten trivia team.
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:08 AM
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19. JonathanChance:
I hereby confer upon thee:

JonathanChance: Vaulted Vice-Baronet of Beer and Nachos, Vicious Royal Hoarder of Useless Facts
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:54 AM
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16. Sure, sweetie - I would love a title.
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:11 AM
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21. JimmyJazz:
I hereby confer upon thee:

JimmyJazz: Infuriating Countess of Incorrect Change, Mangler of Justice To Those Who Are Late
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:10 AM
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20. Why do I always miss the fun stuff? I want a title too!
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 11:14 AM
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22. Arkana:
I hereby confer upon thee:

Arkana: Vengeful Knight of Regrettable Arguments, Master Imperial Thief of Company Office Supplies For Home Use
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 05:09 PM
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26. Cool!
I'm the guy who starts fights and steals things from the supply closet!
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 02:29 PM
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23. okay, that must be everyone who wanted one.
it was fun, guys!
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 02:33 PM
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24. Could ye spare a wee title for a lowly flygal?
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:34 PM
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27. flygal:
I hereby confer upon thee:

flygal: Extreme Aviatrix of The Bernouli Royal Triangle, Svelte Svengalene Projector of Unbidden Thoughts
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 02:41 PM
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25. What?!? No MrScorpio?
I'm disappointed
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:36 PM
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28. MrScorpio:
I hereby confer upon thee:

MrScorpio: Gargantuan Grinder of Rotator Cuffs, Whipmaster General of the League of Lazy Typists
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:14 PM
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29. Got anything for a linear thinker who dislikes ambiguity?
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