New Years Photos: Guy Attempts to shoot fireworks from his ass crack

[funkybutt]

[jeff30997]

1. Brilliant idea.

[Allenberg]

3. or you know...not.

[skypilot]

2. And he's trusting some jackass...

...with a bottle to help him do it. Why would anyone see anything wrong with this?

[cruadin]

4. What a Jackass.

[BOHICA06]

5. That area don't heal well ....

or quickly. And how much alcohol was involved????

[blueknight]

6. probably

a drunken, dumbass, freeper

[drdon326]

7. First winner of the 2005 Darwin Award.n/t

.

[Historic NY]

18. Sorry no Darwin award for him, he would have had to die from his

actions.....humm perhaps blood poisoning. He could be added to the almost category.

[arwalden]

8. Ahh... The Power Of Alcohol.

[redqueen]

9. Ouch!

Why'd they move it so much farther down in the second shot? If they hadn't done that, it might have gone a little more smoothly.

[funkybutt]

11. I dont' think anyone moved it

probably just gravity

[Xipe Totec]

38. I think it just clamped shut

That would be a natural reaction when the first spark made contact with the launch pad. Of course the clamping action interfered with the missile release causing a catastrophic end of mission.

[johnnie]

10. THAT is the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do

Well, one of them. I swear I was not born on earth. I wish they would pick me up already and get me back to my own people.

[Atlas Mugged]

12. This is what amazes me about the internet.

This would be a run of the mill urban legend if not for the 'net.

What a total idiot. But we all knew that without me pointing it out.

[edbermac]

13. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....

[Left Is Write]

14. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.

[Kellanved]

15. Germany or the Netherlands

Few other places on earth where the people get that crazy on new year's eve while still being able to operate a camera.


Edit: Sitzerland, it seems. Figures.

[Jesus H. Christ]

16. Look at the expression on the buddy's face.

And the forty.

Classic.

Also worth noting: the buddy stuck it down deep, by clenching he's compounding his problems.

[Bronco69]

17. Oh My God!

That is just TOO f**king funny! If you're stupid enough to stick fireworks near your ass, you get what you deserve!

[Squeegee]

19. Could be the next Darwin Award winner

... just needs a little more practice.

[Historic NY]

20. This isn't sitting well with me...................

[sui generis]

21. Darwin 1 - Creationism 0

quick someone call my bookie

[funkybutt]

22. So many questions!

first of all "WHY??"

but after that...


How did he explain that to the doctors?
How did he explain it to his boss on Monday?
Is he able to use a toilet while that heals?

[BOHICA06]

24. Remember, wipe back to front! n/t

[Thor_MN]

36. I think you got that bassackwards.........

[JVS]

23. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[KG]

25. so, this freeper says 'here. hold mah beer!'....

famous last words...

[DS1]

26. I wonder if his buddy offered to help apply the burn cream

Ouch. I've had some second degree burning in my time, and it hurts like a mofukka

[StopTheMorans]

27. your username is appropriate for posting this

[funkybutt]

29. I knew SOMEONE would point that out n/t

[StopTheMorans]

31. despite that,you weren't concerned with making an ass of yourself?

[Bok_Tukalo]

28. I've seen some dumb asses in my life

but that one is up there.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

30. Idiot!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Friends don't let friends shoot fireworks from their ass drunk.

[Solly Mack]

32. Wouldn't waxing have been easier?

and less painful?

[underpants]

33. Well he sure does have a funkybutt now

[Tom_Foolery]

34. It gives a whole new meaning to Blow It Out Your Ass! n/t

[shawmut]

35. holyfukenshit

aaaaaahahahahaha

[HeyManThatsCool]

37. What I want to see

Is a pic of his face once they pulled the firecracker out of his ass.


Was it like a Doh!

or was he in tears?

[Amaya]

39. What an idiot

what did he think was gonna happen? Sheesh!

[supernova]

40. ROFLMAO!! Oh good God!

I have tears streaming down my face and I'm gasping for air!

I can't believe anybody did this!


That's going to for a loooonnnngggggg time. Yowie!

If they had left it at the first pic, he would have been alright.

[miss_kitty]

41. mmm. fire. burn.

[HeyManThatsCool]

42. Funky Butt... is that you?

I just put it together. The name... the pix


lol

[NNadir]

43. I have no idea what's wrong with me that I opened this thread.

I wish I didn't.

[Deja Q]

44. In a civilized society, I'd be angry that they make TV shows depicting

this.

But, this is America and ¢orporate ameri¢a ¢ontrol$ it all. Our "society" is devolved into a $o¢iety.

Forgive me if I do laugh. But only at the state of $o¢ity; the twit kid is merely a victim of his own surroundings. (bodes well for the future, don'cha think? The Next W. )