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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:30 PM
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New Years Photos: Guy Attempts to shoot fireworks from his ass crack






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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:32 PM
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1. Brilliant idea.
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:34 PM
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3. or you know...not.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:34 PM
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2. And he's trusting some jackass...
...with a bottle to help him do it. Why would anyone see anything wrong with this? :eyes:
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cruadin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:34 PM
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4. What a Jackass.
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BOHICA06 Donating Member (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:34 PM
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5. That area don't heal well ....
or quickly. And how much alcohol was involved????
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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:35 PM
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6. probably
a drunken, dumbass, freeper
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drdon326 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:35 PM
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7. First winner of the 2005 Darwin Award.n/t
.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:48 PM
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18. Sorry no Darwin award for him, he would have had to die from his
actions.....humm perhaps blood poisoning. He could be added to the almost category.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:37 PM
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8. Ahh... The Power Of Alcohol.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:37 PM
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9. Ouch!
Why'd they move it so much farther down in the second shot? If they hadn't done that, it might have gone a little more smoothly.
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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:38 PM
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11. I dont' think anyone moved it
probably just gravity
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:51 PM
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38. I think it just clamped shut
That would be a natural reaction when the first spark made contact with the launch pad. Of course the clamping action interfered with the missile release causing a catastrophic end of mission.

;(
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:38 PM
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10. THAT is the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do
Well, one of them. I swear I was not born on earth. I wish they would pick me up already and get me back to my own people.
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:40 PM
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12. This is what amazes me about the internet.
This would be a run of the mill urban legend if not for the 'net.

What a total idiot. But we all knew that without me pointing it out.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:40 PM
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13. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....
:wow:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:41 PM
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14. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:41 PM
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15. Germany or the Netherlands
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 03:48 PM by Kellanved
Few other places on earth where the people get that crazy on new year's eve while still being able to operate a camera.


Edit: Sitzerland, it seems. Figures.
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Jesus H. Christ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:43 PM
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16. Look at the expression on the buddy's face.
And the forty.

Classic.

Also worth noting: the buddy stuck it down deep, by clenching he's compounding his problems.
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:44 PM
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17. Oh My God!
That is just TOO f**king funny! If you're stupid enough to stick fireworks near your ass, you get what you deserve!
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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:48 PM
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19. Could be the next Darwin Award winner
... just needs a little more practice.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:50 PM
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20. This isn't sitting well with me...................
:hurts:
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:51 PM
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21. Darwin 1 - Creationism 0
quick someone call my bookie
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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:55 PM
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22. So many questions!
first of all "WHY??"

but after that...


How did he explain that to the doctors?
How did he explain it to his boss on Monday?
Is he able to use a toilet while that heals?
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BOHICA06 Donating Member (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:01 PM
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24. Remember, wipe back to front! n/t
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Thor_MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:44 PM
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36. I think you got that bassackwards.........
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:56 PM
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23. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:05 PM
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25. so, this freeper says 'here. hold mah beer!'....
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 04:06 PM by KG
famous last words...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:08 PM
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26. I wonder if his buddy offered to help apply the burn cream
Ouch. I've had some second degree burning in my time, and it hurts like a mofukka
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:09 PM
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27. your username is appropriate for posting this
:D
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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:09 PM
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29. I knew SOMEONE would point that out n/t
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:13 PM
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31. despite that,you weren't concerned with making an ass of yourself?
:silly:
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:09 PM
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28. I've seen some dumb asses in my life
but that one is up there.

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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:10 PM
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30. Idiot!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Friends don't let friends shoot fireworks from their ass drunk.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:13 PM
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32. Wouldn't waxing have been easier?
and less painful? :shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:19 PM
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33. Well he sure does have a funkybutt now
:bounce:
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 04:21 PM
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34. It gives a whole new meaning to Blow It Out Your Ass! n/t
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shawmut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:31 PM
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35. holyfukenshit
aaaaaahahahahaha :wow:
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:50 PM
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37. What I want to see
Is a pic of his face once they pulled the firecracker out of his ass.


Was it like a Doh!

or was he in tears?
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:56 PM
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39. What an idiot
what did he think was gonna happen? Sheesh!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:59 PM
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40. ROFLMAO!! Oh good God!
:D I have tears streaming down my face and I'm gasping for air! :bounce: :bounce:

I can't believe anybody did this! :wow: :wow:


That's going to :hurts: for a loooonnnngggggg time. Yowie!

If they had left it at the first pic, he would have been alright.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:18 PM
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41. mmm. fire. burn.
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:23 PM
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42. Funky Butt... is that you?
I just put it together. The name... the pix


lol
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:31 PM
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43. I have no idea what's wrong with me that I opened this thread.
I wish I didn't.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 07:47 PM
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44. In a civilized society, I'd be angry that they make TV shows depicting
this.

But, this is America and orporate ameria ontrol$ it all. Our "society" is devolved into a $oiety.

Forgive me if I do laugh. But only at the state of $oity; the twit kid is merely a victim of his own surroundings. (bodes well for the future, don'cha think? The Next W. :eyes: )
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