I'm Zell Miller. Ask me anything.

[Arkana]

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Zell, why are you such a jerk?

Just curious.

[Arkana]

2. Damn you! I challenge you to a duel!

*throws powdered glove on the floor*

[AlCzervik]

3. Do you have any extra spitballs?

[motely36]

4. Shouldn't you be posting this on Free Republic?

Go away, we don't want you here!

[Arkana]

5. Pistols! Ten paces!

*throws glove in motely's face*

[motely36]

11. Bite me, Zell!

[arwalden]

6. Why Do You Hate Atheists And Homos?

[Lenape85]

7. Hey Zell, FDR called, he said he thinks you can go fuck yourself

...for invoking his name and betraying the cause.

[Arkana]

9. Then I shall challenge FDR's corpse to a duel!

He is weak, wobbly, and the least persuasive man I've ever heard of!

[Lenape85]

12. You are on

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Are you planning on dying any time soon?

Or do you plan on being a living hemorrhoid for years to come?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

10. what's with the red eyes

are you secretly the evil emperor from return of the jedi?

[Arkana]

13. SCHNELL!

[BrainRants]

14. Whassa matter Zelly? Didn't mommy and daddy wuv you? n/t

[RubyDuby in GA]

15. Why won't you return my phone calls or emails?

After all, I am a constituent. Whattsa matter Zell? Scared of me....a little ol' girl??? Thought so you candy ass bitch. Don't show your face in this state again you jackass!

[Arkana]

21. Well, if you must know, I've been on the phone with Fox News

They're giving me a contract. You godless Democrats wouldn't understand how hard it's been for me--watching this party slide down the degenerate slope to tolerance and inclusion! AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! The anger sharks are swimming in my head!

Pistols! Ten paces! *sprays spit*

[Lenape85]

16. So, Zell, what was incest with your mom like

[Historic NY]

17. I found my dueling pistols r u ready........10 paces..........n/t

[JimmyJazz]

18. Tazed anyone lately, Zell?

Or are you still hiding in the closet?

[Arkana]

24. Hilarious.

You should really do stand-up.

Now. Pistols! Ten paces!

[WMliberal]

19. do you think Williams went for too little?

Why have you not been a Democrat since integration? Why don't you like African-Americans?

[Bok_Tukalo]

20. When you spell your name, do you put a line through the Z?

I've always done that.

[LSK]

22. are you insane?

[KamaAina]

23. How's life as a lobbyist treatin' ya?

Doesn't it feel great to actually get money for whoring yourself??