Why does anyone give a flying F*ck about Brad and Jen?????

[the Princess]

Last night I heard them called "The Dream Couple" and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

I mean "What the F*ck" Who cares?????

[arcane1]

1. hey, the masses need SOMETHING to distract from actual news

and someone to live vicariously through... can't have them actually thinking about their OWN lives, now can we?

I'm right there with you, princess

[tk2kewl]

2. I don't

that is all

[liberalitch]

3. I want to know...

if she actually caught him having phone sex with angelina jolie
on edit:
shit.... I might like to have phone sex with angelina jolie and I'm a straight female

[the Princess]

4. Well

If it was Angelina - I can't blame the guy!! LOL I'd have phone sex with her.

[StopTheMorans]

5. yes. I love them both and was deeply saddened by the news.

On a brighter note, I'm currently searching google for Jennifer's cell# so that I can ask her on a date this week...

[Zero Gravitas]

6. who?

are "Brad and Jen"?

[redqueen]

7. I keep wondering that as well.

The only reason I can think of is that lots of people are really, really, mind-bogglingly stupid.

[the Princess]

9. LMAO

*Mind bogglingly stupid*

I will take that answer!!

[jdonaldball]

8. Who the f-ck are Brad and Jen?

Really, I don't know who they are.
On edit: But I hear Kim Jong Il has been through a few marriages and might be divorcing again. Now THAT would be interesting!

[StopTheMorans]

10. also, they are the most beautiful couple in the world.

<end transmission>

[jdonaldball]

11. But WHO ARE THEY? Tell me, please!

[the Princess]

12. OK stop whining

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Two of the WHITEST people on the face of the earth. LMAO

[billyskank]

13. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Like you didn't know! I've turned my TV on about a dozen times in the last 18 months, and even I know who they're talking about!

[jdonaldball]

16. Really, I DIDN'T know! I don't live in America, so

I don't watch American TV.
Now tell me, who the f--- is Jennifer Aniston? I know Brad Pitt from the bad movie "Troy"

[Bridget Burke]

18. Jennifer Aniston was in "Friends"...

A hugely popular TV show that I never watched. And, yes, poor Brad was in "Troy". The couple was heavily featured on the covers of magazines displayed on grocery checkout lines.

The stars of today just can't measure up to the stars of the past....

[jdonaldball]

27. "Friends", you mean that TV show I see in DVD boxes with

pictures of vapid creeps on the cover of the box?
Which one is she? Is she the one who looks like an anorexic heroin addict, or the blonde, or the other one whose mouth is too small?

[Bridget Burke]

31. I think she's the one whose mouth is too small...

Isn't it great that people can now buy the DVD's & watch the show over & over & over!

[NewJeffCT]

14. so now

So now, NewJeffCT and MrsNewJefft assume that throne? (just kidding)

[jonnyblitz]

15. i am consumed with it all Princess!

I haven't been able to eat or poop since the tragic news.

[Amaya]

28. Poor Jonny : o(

is there anything *I* can do?

[Droopy]

17. I don't know. I can honestly say that I don't care.

That's the second time today I've said that.

[democracy eh]

19. at least we still have Posh & Becks

I don't know what I'd do if they broke up too

[billyskank]

20. How would we survive?

And how would The Sun sell papers!

[the Princess]

21. Now that would be a tragedy! LOL

[ThorsHammer]

26. I could care less, but didn't they also have some shananigans?

[sniffa]

22. you mean brad's singLe!!!!!?

brb

[Ladyhawk]

23. No, I really don't give a damn. n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

24. DILLIGAS - Do I look like I give a shit ???

Knocks 'em dead every time.

[Lenape85]

25. ...and the WTO continues to spread social injustice throughout the world

[Tafiti]

29. All this reminds of...

...a classic Onion headline awhile back:

Brad Pitt Bored With Sight Of Jennifer Aniston's Naked Body

[WMliberal]

30. well, you're only adding to the fame/notoriety by starting a thread about

them. Do what I do and hit the ignore button on those threads.

[Cadence]

32. I don't know why I care. But for some reason I was hoping

they would make it. I don't usually care about celebrity couples. When I heard they seperated, I felt sad for them. I don't think it's a big deal if I acknowledge that they are real people and that I wish things were different for them. I wish the same thing for non-famous people. It would be nice if we weren't so celebrity obsessed in this country, but I can't complain because I do buy US magazine and read what they are doing or buying and for two seconds I forget about my pathetic life... even if 98% is complete b.s.

What's wrong with me...why can't I stop!!!!!!

[Mr.Green93]

33. What would

Early Grayce do?

[Carson]

34. A celebrity marriage ending in divorce?! The hell you say!

Those folks make marriage into a sport.

[maveric]

35. Entertainment Tonight and Insider ran shows about them.

And acted as if it was a true tragedy.
I could give a shit about their breakup!