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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:33 PM
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HELP!!!!! Donate to the Wat_Tyler / ChavezSpeaksTheTruth Sex Fund!
PLEASE! THE NEED IS GREAT! IT IS URGENT!!!!!!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:33 PM
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1. link please...
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:34 PM
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3. WE NEED MONEY TO BE PAYING FOR THE SEXING!!!!!
PLEASE BE PAYING FOR THE SEXING!!!!! THE NEEDING FOR THE SEXINGING IS URGENTING!!!!!!
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:35 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. we will all be praying for your sexing
except us atheists }(
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:36 PM
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9. YOU WILL BURN IN SEXING HELL!!!!!
HEAT HEN!
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:40 PM
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14. no way! I use protection
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 12:40 PM by WMliberal
there will be no burning down there
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:36 PM
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10. I'm looking to give as much money as possible, and I don't care if I
ever see it again, regardless of whether the two of you have sex or not. what address should i send the money to? do you perhaps have a link where i could safely donate?
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:38 PM
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12. THERE WILL BE A WEBSITE AT WWW.NEEDTHESEXING.SEX
PLEASE GIVE ALL YOU CAN.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:42 PM
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15. I just gave $3000, sorry, it's all that I can afford
I hope that will firm up your commitments to each other...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:34 PM
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2. I don't imagine there's going to be a lot of support for this....
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 12:37 PM by XNASA
At least nothing you could call a groundswell.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:35 PM
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5. EVEN SMALL AMOUNTS CAN BUY LITTLE SEXINGS!!!!!
THINK OF THE LITTLE SEXINGS!!!!
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:49 PM
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21. did you take nickels??? I have about 44 thousand of them...
I am the guy who stole the truck with the coins in it... :crazy:
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:51 PM
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23. YES!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A SEXING BENEFACTOR!!!!
WE WILL BE SEXING YOU AFTERWARDS, THERE IS NO DOUBTING!!!!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:35 PM
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4. And what do we give ? Sperm ?
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:36 PM
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8. ANYTHING!!!!!
EXCEPT FOR OLD VIDEO COPIES OF 'PUMPING IRON' - THAT IS NOT SO GOOD FOR THE SEXINGS.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:36 PM
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7. I'm getting my wallet out right now...
Man, talk about a worthy cause....

T
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:37 PM
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11. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! THE SEXING IS URGENCY!!!!!!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:39 PM
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13. Hell no!
My sexing comes first, ya greedy bastids!
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:48 PM
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19. WE WILL PAY 35% TOWARDS YOUR SEXING
WHEN AND IF OUR SEXING NEEDING IS GRATIFYING.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:42 PM
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16. I gotta have thast shit folks! We're accepting PayPal now!
Please make haste!
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:56 PM
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28. did you accept school vouchers?
:freak:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:04 PM
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30. And WIC checks
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:32 PM
Response to Reply #30
37. I have some food stamp money left
$.51, I think. Will that help?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:44 PM
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17. I need the sexing too!!!
Gimme five bucks and I will be sexing myself for your pleasure!
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:16 PM
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31. You whore!
:hi:

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:20 PM
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33. S3XX0r3D!!
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:30 PM
Response to Reply #33
36. Sex or die?
:shrug:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:45 PM
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18. Not falling for that one again!
We want pics this time
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:48 PM
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20. I'll donate the $30 million I was promised in an e-mail.
It came from a high ranking official's son who needs to move some money. He said he needed my help, and what can I say, I'm a nice guy and wanted that moolah. But, it's yours.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #20
24. THANK YOU!
AND THANK YOU MINISTER MBEKE!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:50 PM
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22. How about 5 thousand?
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 12:51 PM by terrya
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:52 PM
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25. FIVE THOUSAND WHAT, TERRENCE?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:53 PM
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26. Dollars!
I'll scrape the money together...just for you two guys in need of sexing....
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:55 PM
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27. TERRY!!!! YOU ARE LIKE THE PATRON SAINTING OF THE SEXING!!!!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:01 PM
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29. I would, but I spent my last $300
On another DU sex pledge drive.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:16 PM
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32. THERE HAVE BEEN OTHERS?????
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! WHO SUCKED UP ALL MY SEXING DOLLARS?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:22 PM
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34. you know, if that bastard sonofabitch weren't having a $30-$50m
inaugural, this kind of fund drive would be totally unnecessary. :evilfrown:

I call on the cheney-bush junta to cancel the inaugural bullshit, and to hand over the money saved to this vital cause.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #34
41. YES!!!!! IT IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLYNESS!!!!!!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:24 PM
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35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You'll return the $300 if things don't work out, right? Or will you spend it on drugs or a whore?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:04 PM
Response to Reply #35
38. We have a strict no refund policy. If it doesn't work we hope you'll just
forget about it
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:23 PM
Response to Reply #35
42. Drugs and two whores, Fenris - drugs and two whores.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:08 PM
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39. So, Wat_Tyler can really do obnoxious
Your multiple exclamation marks look too studied and forced, however.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:21 PM
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40. The obnoxiousness came naturally.
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