If this roast beef sammich doesn't make you cry, you are not human

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...with all due respect to vegetarians, vegans, etc. This post is addressed exclusively to DU carnivores...



But willya LOOKIT that sammich???????



http://www.applegatefarms.com/

[underpants]

1. I think I know her

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[redqueen]

9. OOOOH you are WRONG!

[underpants]

16. -

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I hate you.

I'm hungry and trying to lose weight.

I hate you.

[Hobarticus]

3. Good gawd, y'all....THAT's a sammich!

Too beautiful to eat....nay, too beautiful to even gaze upon.

Avert your eyes!

[da_chimperor]

4. Get rid of that green crap and it's a thing of beauty

The tomato slices can go as well. I don't need no stinkin' veggies.

[sui generis]

12. ditto

hell, you don't even have to roast the beef. You can even leave the fur on if you're in a hurry.

[da_chimperor]

13. Mmmmm, raw sliced beef *drool*

Just add some horseradish to the mix and you've got a winner.

[slor]

5. Is that a creamy horseradish sauce on there...

if it is, we have a WINNER!!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. Yes, according to the web site, it IS creamy horseradish...

[Dzimbowicz]

19. Mmmmmm

Guess what I had in my lunch box today? Yep, one of those, complete with HOT horseradish.

[MsAnthropy]

6. A work of art! Almost too pretty to eat

[ET Awful]

7. Two problems . . .

1 (and this is a huge problem), it's got mayo on it. . . blech! Get rid of the mayo or replace with mustard.

2 I see no pickles. A sammitch just ain't a sammitch without dill pickles.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. No, it's creamy horseradish, not mayo...see above

...and you can pretend the pickles are there.

OR...we can all eat this sammich WITHOUT you.



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................

[ET Awful]

20. Horseradish I can deal with

and I'll bring my own pickles dammit!

YAY, Lunch!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. You want to eat Laura Bush? EWWWWW! (nt)

[Bunny]

8. How's come there's no cole slaw and french fries INSIDE the sammich?

That would make it perfect!

[redqueen]

10. Me likey!

Me want that sammich NOW!!!!!!!111!

[scarlet_owl]

15. Now I'm really hungry.

[BurtWorm]

17. Think of all the baby chicks murdered for that mayonnaise.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Now THAT's a SAMMMICH

[WMliberal]

21. mmm. reminds me I have a grinder in the fridge! brb

yuuuuuuuuuuum yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

[mcscajun]

22. Hmmm...Image Link's gone busted....

...and www.applegatefarms.com takes me to ICQ Homepage.

Very odd.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

23. It just worked for me...

...have you run SpyBot and AdAware lately (just to make sure something isn't "redirecting" you)?

[mcscajun]

24. Yup...update and run it all the time.

I'll check that link of yours again.


On edit: Yup...I See That Sandwich now. Musta been one of those 'intermittent glitches in the system'

[mcscajun]

26. Some changes need to be made before I'll start crying...

...could somebody RIP out that silly green stuff and those tomatoes...scrape off the horseradish sauce...

oh...and yeah...could you add the COLESLAW and Russian Dressing I like?

Thanks.

The Roast Beef IS appetizingly-rare-looking, though.

[Cuban_Liberal]

27. Oh, what a beautiful thing!

*drool*

[SmileyBoy]

28. "Piled high" are may two favourite words when describing a sammich.

*droooooooollll*

[CO Liberal]

29. WHAT????? No SWISS CHEESE?????

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

32. From the Applegate Farms Web Site:

" Organic Roast Beef

Applegate Farms Organic Sliced Roast Beef is a savory choice for the sandwich lover. It's certified organic, and perfectly seasoned with sea salt and crushed pepper. Try it on rye bread, topped with creamy horseradish and melted Applegate Farms Muenster cheese."

[BiggJawn]

30. Lose the tomatoes, add some Swiss, then toast it.

Take the lettuce off and put it back on after toasting.

THAT makes me feel everything gonna be alright!

[Ekirh]

31. Lose the HorseRadish

Add cheese........ Swiss or Provolone.. I'll take either one... and mmmm.........