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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:39 AM
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If this roast beef sammich doesn't make you cry, you are not human
...with all due respect to vegetarians, vegans, etc. This post is addressed exclusively to DU carnivores...

:evilgrin:

But willya LOOKIT that sammich???????



http://www.applegatefarms.com/
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:41 AM
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1. I think I know her
-
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:56 AM
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9. OOOOH you are WRONG!
:spank:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:58 AM
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16. -
:evilgrin:
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:41 AM
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2. I hate you.
I'm hungry and trying to lose weight.

I hate you.
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:43 AM
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3. Good gawd, y'all....THAT's a sammich!
Too beautiful to eat....nay, too beautiful to even gaze upon.

Avert your eyes!
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:45 AM
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4. Get rid of that green crap and it's a thing of beauty
The tomato slices can go as well. I don't need no stinkin' veggies.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:57 AM
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12. ditto
hell, you don't even have to roast the beef. You can even leave the fur on if you're in a hurry.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:58 AM
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13. Mmmmm, raw sliced beef *drool*
Just add some horseradish to the mix and you've got a winner.
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slor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:47 AM
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5. Is that a creamy horseradish sauce on there...
if it is, we have a WINNER!!!
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:56 AM
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11. Yes, according to the web site, it IS creamy horseradish...
:toast:
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Dzimbowicz Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:00 PM
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19. Mmmmmm
Guess what I had in my lunch box today? Yep, one of those, complete with HOT horseradish.

:9
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:49 AM
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6. A work of art! Almost too pretty to eat
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:51 AM
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7. Two problems . . .
1 (and this is a huge problem), it's got mayo on it. . . blech! Get rid of the mayo or replace with mustard.

2 I see no pickles. A sammitch just ain't a sammitch without dill pickles.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:58 AM
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14. No, it's creamy horseradish, not mayo...see above
...and you can pretend the pickles are there.

OR...we can all eat this sammich WITHOUT you.

:evilgrin:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................

:evilgrin:

:toast:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:06 PM
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20. Horseradish I can deal with
and I'll bring my own pickles dammit!

YAY, Lunch!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:58 PM
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25. You want to eat Laura Bush? EWWWWW! (nt)
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:55 AM
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8. How's come there's no cole slaw and french fries INSIDE the sammich?
That would make it perfect! :thumbsup:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:56 AM
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10. Me likey!
Me want that sammich NOW!!!!!!!111!
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:58 AM
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15. Now I'm really hungry.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:59 AM
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17. Think of all the baby chicks murdered for that mayonnaise.
:cry:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 11:59 AM
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18. Now THAT's a SAMMMICH
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:34 PM
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21. mmm. reminds me I have a grinder in the fridge! brb
yuuuuuuuuuuum yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:43 PM
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22. Hmmm...Image Link's gone busted....
...and www.applegatefarms.com takes me to ICQ Homepage.

Very odd.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:50 PM
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23. It just worked for me...
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 01:50 PM by Bush_Eats_Beef
...have you run SpyBot and AdAware lately (just to make sure something isn't "redirecting" you)?
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:57 PM
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24. Yup...update and run it all the time.
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 03:00 PM by mcscajun
I'll check that link of yours again.


On edit: Yup...I See That Sandwich now. :) Musta been one of those 'intermittent glitches in the system'
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:59 PM
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26. Some changes need to be made before I'll start crying...
...could somebody RIP out that silly green stuff and those tomatoes...scrape off the horseradish sauce...

oh...and yeah...could you add the COLESLAW and Russian Dressing I like?

Thanks. :P

The Roast Beef IS appetizingly-rare-looking, though. :)
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Cuban_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:00 PM
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27. Oh, what a beautiful thing!
*drool*

:D
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:08 PM
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28. "Piled high" are may two favourite words when describing a sammich.
*droooooooollll*
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:11 PM
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29. WHAT????? No SWISS CHEESE?????
:shrug:
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 06:51 PM
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32. From the Applegate Farms Web Site:
" Organic Roast Beef

Applegate Farms Organic Sliced Roast Beef is a savory choice for the sandwich lover. It's certified organic, and perfectly seasoned with sea salt and crushed pepper. Try it on rye bread, topped with creamy horseradish and melted Applegate Farms Muenster cheese."
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:20 PM
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30. Lose the tomatoes, add some Swiss, then toast it.
Take the lettuce off and put it back on after toasting.

THAT makes me feel everything gonna be alright!
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 03:22 PM
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31. Lose the HorseRadish
Add cheese........ Swiss or Provolone.. I'll take either one... and mmmm.........
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