My new job holding cue cards for home makeover shows

[KurtNYC]

If you watch home makeovers shows you have seen my work.

During the 60 minute program, they show you how they transform the house and then they bring back the family. Cameras follow the family from room to room to capture their reactions.

But there is something you don't see -- me, right beside the camera holding cue cards. Yes, even though it looks like reality TV there are cue cards.

You don't believe me?

It might help convince you if I told what my cue cards say. Actually there is only one card that we use and it says:


"Oh my God! Oh my God!" ;-)

[FormerDittoHead]

1. Are they allowed to say "God" any more? Hasn't it been changed to "Gosh"?

>"Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Uhh.. Hasn't that been systematically changed to "Oh my Gosh?"

[Richardo]

2. I swear I've seen one that says: "Holy sh-beeeeeeep"

:D

[Red State Rebel]

3. Do you also help them apply glycerin tears?

Shoot, if someone redid my house in one week I'd be crying too!