I have a crush on Jerry Falwell.

[GOPBasher]

I don't know what it is. I think it's his cheeks, or maybe his extreme nutcase hatred of everyone not like him. Or maybe it's just the fact that he's a psycho. I'm a sucker for bigots. hmmm Should I tell him about it? (I'm a guy.)

[underpants]

1. Here. Use this.

[GOPBasher]

2. LMAO. nt

[Ian David]

3. National Fantasize about Fundies Day

I think we should all sign-up on a list and pledge that on one particular day, we are going to "fantasize about fundies."

We'll each pick someone from the list and describe what sexual acts we're going to fantasize about doing with them.

We'll let registration run for about two weeks, publicize the site, and then have a national day of retaliatory masturbation.

Maybe we can use it to raise money for tsunami victims or something.

[GOPBasher]

5. Damn good idea! nt

[noonwitch]

4. I think that you may be in need of a therapist

Or you are just a masochist.

Then again, Jerry does need to get in touch with his inner gayness. He lashes out because he's in denial.

[KittyWampus]

6. You're Just Looking For A Sugardaddy.

[GOPBasher]

7. True.

My wife and I don't make enough money.

[BentleyJD]

8. there's various kinds of therapy to deal with this.......

Some ones I just learned about in Cllnical Psych.:
+Gestatlt Therapy
+Transactional Analysis
+Logotherapy
Every one needs help now and then. (sarcasm mode)
take care
tony and dietrich the wonder guide dog

[GOPBasher]

9. Thanks for the suggestions, but I'll have you know..

my imaginary friend tells me I'm just fine; I don't need help.